Did Someone Forget To Tell Jessica Cutler She's Not Allowed To Be Happy?

Where have I heard this before? Ever since word came out that former Washingtonienne and author Jessica Cutler became engaged, there have been a lot of people — mostly those who know nothing more than she had a bunch of sex with people and wrote about it — who have openly shit on her happiness. Interestingly, many of… »11/28/08 3:00pm11/28/08 3:00pm

Hillary Clinton Is Everyone's Fantasy, Sick Or Otherwise

There are so many things that change when you become President of the United States — for instance, like the Pope, you lose your name. And with this election, lions are lying down with lambs, former rivals are — at least according to Andrew Sullivan — submitting to the authority of their onetime rivals, and former… »11/24/08 10:00am11/24/08 10:00am

Did All That Whoring Make 'Washingtonienne' Jessica Cutler A Kind Of Genius?

Jessica Cutler, that whorey Senate aide who is basically the political world's answer to "Supahead," just gave an interview to sex-positive writer lady Susie Bright in which she basically comes off really cool and smart and decent and frank and Susie Bright comes off like she wants reduced-admission entry into Jessica… »9/19/07 1:30pm9/19/07 1:30pm