Justin Bieber and his abandoned monkey may still have a chance. Jessica Chastain has confirmed with E! that she is not in fact joining True Detective for season 2. HBO has denies the reports as well. So put down that prematurely celebratory Lone Star and make the requisite flat circle jokes in the comments please.
New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt
15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was…
So, Who Should Play Young Hillary Clinton?
In a fantasy world, Hillary Clinton would write, direct, and star in the biopic about her years as a young lawyer in D.C. She’d also design all of her own swingin’ 70s costumes and sets, based solely on her purportedly compendious HGTV knowledge. But Hillary Clinton has more important things to consider (such as…
Jessica Chastain Rocks Liz Taylor's Giant Gem
The Bulgari sapphire-and-diamond “sautoir” (with a 65-carat center stone!) used to belong to Liz; Richard Burton bought it for her when she turned 40. Hot damn.
Vanity Fair Admits to Pulling a Critical Jessica Chastain Article in the Thick of Oscar Season
One does not simply direct/produce/star in/sound edit a good movie, sit back in one's bean bag chair, and wait for the Academy to lob little gold statuettes into one's lap. One must actively campaign to get the very suggestible voters at the Academy to consider one's Oscar worthiness, which means that Oscar…
The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet
Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…
Rihanna and Chris Brown Snuggle At Grammys, Don't Give a Shit
Four years to the day after Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna on the way home from Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party in 2009, here they are snuggling at last night's ceremonies. While it's been public knowledge for a while that the two are back together—she even accompanied him to court on Wednesday and blew him…
Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…
Lady Gaga Wants to Buy Back Neverland Ranch for the Little Jacksons
For Lady Gaga's next trick, she will buy Neverland Ranch and cover it with black vinyl and spikes. Gaga, who has previously purchased 55 pieces of costly Jacko memorabilia, befriended LaToya Jackson and wants to help a "desperate" Paris, Prince and Blanket keep their 3,000-acre childhood home, which was sold to an…

