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    Jessica Alba: She Bangs
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    Image of StarSquid StarSquid
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    This is the same haircut I have been rocking for the past 10 months. I feel like it's jumped the shark, now that I see it on Jessica Alba... I think it's time for a new haircut!
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    Image of Dwangela Dwangela
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Apparently I'm in the minority here, but I think she looks great, from head to toe. Maybe it's because I vaguely resemble her now that we have the same haircut.
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    Dwangela was starred Dwangela was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/08/09

    @Dwangela: I am in the minority of men in that I have never found her more attractive than now that she's a mommy.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Her hair MATCHES her shoes!!


    And that is incredible.


    That looks like a maternal smile, to me.

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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    She bangs the valet dude?
    That's inappropriate.
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    BAngieB was starred BAngieB was unstarred
    Image of andonthatnote, JOC andonthatnote, JOC
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Am I the only one who thinks the shoes are funny looking?
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    andonthatnote, JOC was starred andonthatnote, JOC was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/08/09

    @andonthatnote: Nope. Seconded.
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    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of ♥ dosido☮ ♥ dosido☮
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    She looks like a Las Vegas granny. Far too much ash in that shade of brown for her complexion.
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    ♥ dosido☮ was starred ♥ dosido☮ was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    No. Stop it.


    The bangs, the quasi-grimace, the stupid-ass scarf.


    The shoes, however, may stay.

     Reply
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/08/09

    @gerbilsoutofexile.anti-depressant withdrawal back with a ve...: I want that scarf, actually. In that color. Although yellow only serves to make me look like I have scurvy or something.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    01/08/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Well, you live in a climate that actually requires a scarf. She clearly does not.
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    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was starred gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy was unstarred
    Image of water baby water baby
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    At least she's updating her image, though.
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Is that a smile or a grimace?
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    PhillyLass was starred PhillyLass was unstarred
    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/08/09

    @PhillyLass: Or bitch-face?
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Yeah. I don't think it really suits her to be honest. She's got the beautiful, long flowing locks thing going on and it works for her!
     Reply
    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of fattiefatty2by4 fattiefatty2by4
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Look inside, it's her dick in a bag!
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    fattiefatty2by4 was starred fattiefatty2by4 was unstarred
    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/08/09

    @fattiefatty2by4: META! I've got Timberlake playing right now. :)
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    So Irish was starred So Irish was unstarred
    Image of So Irish So Irish
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Dude! Not cool, Jessica!

    Somewhere poor Ariel is swimming around topless, just so you could have those shoes. Not Cool!
     Reply
    So Irish was starred So Irish was unstarred
    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Holy shit, she looks exactly like my friend there. Weirrrd.
     Reply
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    poor thing.
     Reply
    SharonTaint was starred SharonTaint was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    01/08/09

    In reply to Jessica Alba: She Bangs
    Suri Cruise, 2025.
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of water baby water baby
    01/08/09

    @hortense: Hahaha she DOES look like Suri Cruise here!
     Reply
    water baby was starred water baby was unstarred
    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/08/09

    @hortense: Exactly!
     Reply
    R_Claw was starred R_Claw was unstarred
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