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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/11/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Lauren Conrad has a book? Much less a second one? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    I could never imagine my little bro and ice-t having anything in common, I stand corrected! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/11/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    OMG, Paris has a PINK MOON BOUNCE? What fuckery is this? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Ugh, ya know, I feel Kim's pain on that one. Last year I had the worst, most heinous flu of my life on the week leading up to Thanksgiving, and I was feeling good enough to go out by turkey day, but not to take the trip home. My wonderful mom came to take me to Thanksgiving dinner at Cracker Barrel, of all places, since I live in a college town and not many places are open for holidays. I hadn't been out of the house in a week and was still feeling pretty frail, but I took a shower and put on what I thought was a nice dress and a little cardigan to go with my mom. The first thing the waitress asked me after taking my drink order was how many months along I was. And then I cried in Cracker Barrel on Thanksgiving, and any other day of the year I would have been able to take it, but in front of my poor mom that had ditched the entire family to be with me when I was sick was just too much.

    So, memo to everyone on earth: unless a woman is so pregnant that you think the baby might crawl out of her vagina at any second, don't fucking say anything about it. Some of us are just fat, and we'd rather not be reminded by strangers while out in public. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @pssshwhatever: Hell to the yes. I don't care if the woman in question is wearing a t-shirt with the words "Baby on Board" with an arrow pointing towards her stomach, you are still not entitled to ask her about her pregnancy. Just don't do it.

    I have a friend who, due to her weight distribution (all in the tummy) and penchant for clothing too small for her, gets asked at minimum twice a week when the "little pumpkin" is due. One day, we were hanging out in a very divey bar and she had a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, playing erotic hidden pictures game, and an elderly gentleman came up to her, patted her tummy, and asked her when she was due. She held her drink and cigarette up in a WTF? gesture, but it didn't register. He wasn't there to judge, just curious. But hey old man, let's just assume that she's not the worst prospective mother ever and but the less horrific alternative of just a little fat, okay?? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @pssshwhatever: That's yet another story which has convinced me the Cracker Barrel is hell. In that woman's defense, I'm sure all she knows about the situation is "That Kardashian girl is pregnant."
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/11/09

    @pssshwhatever: I think this has happened to a lot of people. I recovered from an ED a couple years ago, subsequently gaining about thirty (much, much needed) lbs. I actually don't carry much if any weight in my stomach area (it mostly congregates in the party zone that is my ass and thighs), but I did gain a couple cup sizes.

    Although I attended the same gym throughout my weight gain, which took over a year to complete, I still have had two people ask me, more than a year into my recovery, if I was expecting. One actually didn't ask if I was pregnant, but said, "What happened?" Given, it was a dude and he was a foreigner, but I still cried the whole way home.

    It never fails to amaze me how undeveloped some people's sensitivity is. Unless I am in labor, don't fucking ask me about why I gained weight!

    FYI: Fabulous response to this: "When are you due?" "About the time you learn some manners." "You look like you gained weight." "You look like you lost class." #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @booter26: You're friend sounds awesome! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @BetteD: Ugh. Your. Need more coffee... #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Ice T, I think I love you more than ever. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini promoted this comment activearchivist is lovely, in a moist, fluffy sort of way was starred activearchivist is lovely, in a moist, fluffy sort of way was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @activearchivist is a professional hippy: OMG, me too. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    I'm just so happy -- and a bit surprised -- that Lindsay spelled "definitely" correctly. I would have pegged her for the "definately" demographic. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @JennaW: Or worse, what I get in student essays regularly: defiantly. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @elijabet: I *actually* debated with myself on which misspelling to use in that comment. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @JennaW: Her correct spelling is making me suspicious that she's not the one writing her tweets! The horror! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @i'vemadeahugemistake: Maybe she's dictating them to her impoverished English lit. major assistant. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Dear Stephanie Pratt,
    You should bring a magic slate to your writing class.

    xoxo
    PaintedTrollop #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Paris also had 20 outfits to change into on Halloween. So why wouldn't she get her own Pink Castle?

    Meanwhile, zillions of unemployed people aren't sleeping in a house, moon bounce or otherwise. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    I read the introduction too fast - I thought Heidi was at the gun store because Lindsay is planning a third album. If Mrs. Spencer Pratt is the only one of us with the gumption and ammunition ready to stop this, then I think we need to be supportive.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    bish, please. Everyone knows Ratchet and Clank Future: A Crack in Time is were it's at. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    11/10/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Haha. When I complained about husband spending $65 on the new COD, he suggested I pick that one up for myself. Maybe I will, now. Is it really fun? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/11/09

    @Antrack: @booter26: It's brilliant. I've been playing it ALL week. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Somehow, I am more at peace with Heidi at a gun store than I am if she walked out of a maternity store. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09


    @TransFat: If this is how she plans to use her gun (with the magazine not even locked and loaded), then we all have nothing to fear. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: Extended magazine. Extra capacity. If it weren't held by the bolt catch, it would fall out at that angle.

    Now, the trigger discipline on BOTH of them is just appalling. Remember the four rules, you morons! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @Cairn: @Michelle13: @AnotherJenn: Never leave your finger on the trigger unless you're ready to use it!!! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    #tweetbeat #lindsaylohan Wait, Lindsay Lohan had a 2nd album? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @mchll: I know, when did that happen? #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @WashingMyHair: I'm assuming album #2 happened sometime between a car accident and the line of leggings she designed. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/10/09

    @mchll: Actually "Between a Car Accident and Leggings" is the title of said album. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    Khloe, it's 'I couldn't care less', not 'I can care less'. Stating that you can or could care less means that you actually DO care...probably not what you meant.

    (yes, it's pet peeve of mine)
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    That picture of Ice-T is what mr. alouette looks like tonight. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @alouette: Same in my house. I'm happy for the husband to have something he enjoys, but I hate the sounds the stupid game makes. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    11/10/09

    @alouette: What's the thing over his eyes? Is it some crazy "feel like you're in the game" thing? I'm normally up with the vid-ya games, but all I care about at the moment is L4D2. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @Antrack: Thankfully in this regard, we don't live together yet. I asked him over for lunch and he said, "Can't, Modern Warfare 2 comes out." #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Ha! I don't know what that thing is, I'm not sure if it's central to the game or just some nerdy street cred. I will have to ask mr. alouette once he emerges from this game playing cave (I might have an answer for you by Friday, at the earliest.) #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @alouette: In the last year, my boyfriend has bought me a PlayStation 3, a Wii, and a flat screen TV as presents (the flat screen TV was a "get well" present--I had a cold.) I don't want to sound like an ungrateful brat, because it's SO SO generous and I know he bought them because he wanted us to have something we could enjoy together when we wanted to sit around doing nothing, but I don't know how many ways I can say, "Please please please don't spend your money on this stuff for me!! I DON'T LIKE VIDEO GAMES!" (unless it's the original Super Mario Brothers, Wii Tennis, Frogger, Tetris, or sometimes, Ratchet and Clank--yes, I have been forced to develop some small repertoire) I don't want to try Fallout 3, Oblivion, World of War Craft or Mad World. I won't like them. And I don't have to try them to know I won't. Stop asking and just play. I'll be here next to you reading. Parallel play is just fine sometimes. ;-) #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    11/10/09

    @Antrack: Oh headphones are a life saver there! As a very casual gamer married to a gamer who loves games with guns, I can say that they help keep our marriage strong. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @booter26: I tried Fallout 3 but I am apparently so bad at coordinating moving side-to-side and up-and-down at the same time that I was laughed at. It seemed like an interesting enough premise, but a lack of spatial abilities has gotten me to the point where yes, like you, I'll bring a book instead :) #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of KatyLou KatyLou
    11/10/09

    @alouette: They are night vision goggles. My fiance has been wearing them since 9 this morning. Yes, he walked around his office with them on all day and even got his COO to go into the bathroom with the lights off to try them out.

    I have to say, they're pretty fun for a toy. They have nothing to do with the gameplay though. In the game (at least, in previous COD games) you can use night vision goggles within the game. These are not used in conjunction with the game, they are just one of those fun/silly peripheral items to get someone to shell out more money for a game and preorder.

    It's all been pretty amusing for me so far today. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @alouette: I have the SAME problem!!! I try to explain this to my boy, but he thinks I'll get the hang of it eventually. It makes me feel like such a lame, not to be able to do what every man in the free world apparently can do with no problem. Not to mention that if you're as bad as I am, you get sort of nauseated.
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    11/11/09

    @booter26: Three words for awesome co-op play for couples: Little Big Planet . #shannamoaklertwitter
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    alouette promoted this comment abagatelle was starred abagatelle was unstarred
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    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: We have that! We love it! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @alouette: Although it must be said, occasionally I will get stuck in the scenery and have to kill myself. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @KatyLou: My boyfriend wants a pair and he's 45. :) I have to say, they would be cool...but he didn't get a pair with his game. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @Red-headed bookworm: They really are awesome!

    Just wait a few months. They'll be like the big Master Chief helmets that came with the special edition of Halo 3. After a few months, people who don't collect that stuff will get restless and bored with them and take them to GameStop or another store where you can trade in video games and paraphernalia. I don't think these will be taken back in the same quantities, but I'm sure they will be available on the cheap within a few months.

    We shut off all the lights in our house last night and took turns playing with the goggles. They're actually really badass. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @abagatelle: Yes! That's my other favorite and pretty much the only PS3 game I have any mastery over. My ability is in the "recommended for ages 5-13" range and this works. Thanks for reminding me. :-) #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/11/09

    @booter26: aint no shame in getting down with a little "E" rated comic mischief! #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Shanna Moakler Apologizes On Twitter For Calling Khloe Kardashian A Donkey
    I like the new twitter feed layout. Much easier to read. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/10/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Yes, me too! My work computer only allows me to read about 1/3 of the tweets in the old format. #shannamoaklertwitter
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    11/10/09

    @sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: To get it to always look that way, just remove "gallery" from the end of the URL. #shannamoaklertwitter
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