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    The Finger Wakes

    If Bono Can Give Jesse Helms A Chance, Can't We?
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    If you go to the website that's selling them you can see which one is which. Why does Heath Ledger have a little hat and beard?
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    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    I'll bet Matilda Ledger would find these uproariously entertaining.


    And it's only COMMEMORATING if the $90 price tag goes to a charity or something. Otherwise it's just exploiting someone else's tragedy for profit.


    Happy fucking holidays, douche.

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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    12/02/08

    @LaComtesse:


    This is disturbing. The families could sue, right?

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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/02/08

    @Perla: They have no real basis to do so. All the puppets are based on public figures.
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    Image of bananastand bananastand
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    I have no idea who is supposed to be who.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    "You can have my gun when you pry it from my warm, fuzzy hands!"
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    megnificent was starred megnificent was unstarred
    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    why does one of them look like Jesus?


    I thought he died a while ago?

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    Wait - some are angels and some are devils? Ha!
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    90 bucks??? everyone, just go to Michael's and make your own.
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    I seriously have a reading problem this week (more of a vision problem). In yesterday's Dirt Bag After Dark, I swear I thought it said Eric Balfour murdered Jennifer Hudson's family (instead of William Balfour) and just now, I read this as, ""Nysnc finger puppet set." I need to stay away from the computer!
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    chatterboxwriting was starred chatterboxwriting was unstarred
    Image of Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig)
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    Okay, ladies, no matter what Cosmo says, NONE of these guys really likes you to put your finger there.
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    Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was starred Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig) was unstarred
    Image of bananastand bananastand
    12/02/08

    @The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Brilliant.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/02/08

    In reply to The Finger Wakes
    Oh the THINGS I WOULD DO with that Jesse Helms finger puppet....
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/02/08

    @BeckySharper: If only it had been around when he was alive we could have voodooed his ass.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    12/02/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: It's a toss-up between sticking pins in it and using it as a finger cot to examine the prostates of every rent boy in Chelsea.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/02/08

    @BeckySharper: You can use it as a finger warmer whilst you souffle and eat your morning fetus as well.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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