Jesse James & Kat Von D Are Engaged

Jesse James announced he's engaged to Kat Von D, "who stood behind me when the world turned their backs." Requisite insensitive quip: "2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend."
Kat Von D & Jesse James Have A Heart
Wait, is this still going on? Image via Kat's Twitter.
Lindsay's "Upset" With Gwyneth Over Glee Dig
- Dina Lohan says Lindsay is, "so upset with Gwyneth," for mocking her on Glee because, "Lindsay thought she was a friend." No word on how Linds feels about her mom's refusal to stop talking about her in the press.
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Getting Hitched Today
- After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will affect how they file taxes. To celebrate, they held a tabloid bidding war on their wedding photos. Stars: they're just like us!
Sandra Bullock's Ex Involved in Race Crash
Yes, I thought Jesse James had gotten himself into more Nazi uniform-related trouble when I read the headline, too, but it turns out that he was involved in an errant car race, not in the more-expected racism.
Mysterious Powder Sent to DWTS Studio—Was Bristol the Target?
- The Dancing With the Stars production office intercepted a "threatening letter containing white powder" (it was talcum) that forced a building evacuation. The FBI is investigating! Could the perps be those "haters" who Bristol Palin's been talking about lately?
Courtney Love Worries About Her Wikipedia
- Courtney Love is trying to clean up her Wikipedia page.
