During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life and Kurt Cobain's." However, because Lufti is skeezier than the stuff that falls between the wall and your bed and lives…
Conservative, MJ-Hating Concern-Trolls Worried For Black Community
Bill O'Reilly, Fox & Friends' dead-eyed, soulless Gretchen Carlson and Juliet Huddy got together yesterday to muse thoughtfully about the intersection of celebrity, death, sexuality, race and hagiography. Just kidding: they just wanted to know what's up with black people!
With "Friends" Like Jesse Jackson, Does Obama Need John McCain?
Jesse Jackson used to be considered a great man and a great civil rights leader. He was considered MLK's protégé, he was the first African-American candidate to run a credible campaign for the Democratic nomination, he helped free hostages, he fought for social justice... And yet, somehow, with the United States…
Lindsay Lohan Is No Playboy Bunny
- Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to pose topless in Playboy. Since we already saw her nipples
in New York magazine, what would be the point? [Page Six] - Meanwhile, there's a truce in the Lohan fam: Michael is actually saying nice things about Dina! And mom, dad and all the kids will allegedly all be…
Airport Sedition II: Is Jesse Jackson A Hypocrite Or Are We Just In A…
Another day, another round of airports (only, this time, everyone's Stateside) as our semi-beloved Spencer Attackerman heads to Netroots Nation in Austin to represent the Washington Independent and I sit alone outside of security having driven him to BWI as way to convince him to keep doing Crappy through tomorrow. But …
I Know You Think Our Jobs Are Slipping Away But Baby That's All In Your …
So, I'm clicking around the internet looking for a funny picture to illustrate a somewhat, uh, summery Crappy Hour and what do I land upon but this charming photo of Megan McCain meeting Henry Kissinger. Hey, what's our towheaded blogette been up to anyway? Would you guess that directly underneath the Kissinger photo…
So, that Jesse Jackson castration premeditation video. It's…not exactly pretty! And it may not be all; there are credible-sounding rumors he used the n-word. We'll discuss it during the Hora de Crap. Ta-Nehisi Coates calls it "more reasons for black people over 60 to zip it". For the purposes of national interest, we'd…
