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This Week In Tabloids: Angie's "So Lonely" & The Jersey Shore Kids Are Injecting Tanner
The Situation Gets Real
In a skit for Funny or Die, The Situation, Pauly D, and Snooki reveal that they are actually method actors reading from a Jersey Shore script. (Pauly D seems to think that this involves a British accent.) [Funny or Die] More »Everyone Hates The Shore And Sitch's Pants-less Antics
New Jersey residents - and Italian-Americans, and former sponsor Dell - want to make it clear that they have nothing but disdain for MTV's weirdly-enjoyable show. We're guessing they're also unamused by the Situation's recent clothing situation. [TMZ,ABC,MSNBC]Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete
- Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.
More »Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More »Pauly D's Jersey Shore Hair Is The New "Rachel"
Bored with your Kate Gosselin haircut? In video after the jump, Jersey Shore's Pauly D gives step-by-step instructions for achieving his blowout, which is shaping up to be 2010's hottest hairstyle. Tip: Stock up on hair gel. [N.Y. Daily News] More »Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying
- Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:
More »George Clooney's Terrible Date With Madonna, More Trouble For Tiger, And Wedding Bells For A Jonas Brother
- George Clooney reportedly went on a date with Madonna after the singer split from Guy Richie, though the date was not a success, as Madonna kept making bad jokes and George "could not wait to get out of there." [ShowbizSpy]
More »Situation Critical: On Trying To Justify A Love Of Jersey Shore
I have a slightly complicated relationship with MTV's Jersey Shore: I'm completely obsessed with it, yet I'm not sure why, and judging by the comments we receive on Jersey Shore -related posts, apparently I'm not alone. More »8 Things Learned From Jersey Shore's Talk Show Appearances
Jersey Shore: Beat Up The Beat, Not Snooki
On yesterday's episode, Snooki was on the receiving end of a now-infamous suckerpunch. It was shitty for many reasons, one of them being that it's more fun watching her have fun, because when she has fun, she does back flips! More »Jersey Shore Going Hollywood; Beckham's "Nighmare" Evening With Tom & Katie
- Jersey Shore stars The Situation and Pauly D are going Hollywood: They're looking for a condo in L.A.
More »Jersey Shore: Snooki "Sluggo" Apologizes
Brad Ferro, who drunkenly punched Jersey Shore's Snooki in a bar, has apologized via the New York Post, saying he remembers "very little" of that night and that "I was raised to act in a respectful manner to women." More »SJP May "Expand" Her Family; Peaches Geldof In Car Crash
- Are there more kids in Sarah Jessica Parker's future?
More »Jersey Shore Guidos Are "Cinema Italiano"
Jersey Shore's The Situation Anoints Conan O'Brien With His Own Nickname
Last night, Jersey Shore's Snooki and The Situation made a fist-pumpin' worthy appearance on The Tonight Show, where they described "the lifestyle" of "guidos" and "guidettes," and Sitch gave Conan a nickname he thought up for him: The Solution.Capitalism At Its Best: Purchase Your Snooki Punch Souvenir
Jersey Shore's Snooki getting punched in the face has graduated to bonafide cultural phenomenon with tasteless products real and fake. On the bright side, maybe it'll help her fufill her wish of getting her own show. [BWE, DonkeyTs]Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Here's the situation: There's a nickname generator based on MTV's reality show Jersey Shore. I'm "The Tight End." My husband is "The Condition." What's yours? [Unlikely Words]Today In Jersey Shore: All Snooki, All The Time
"I don't care what a girl says, you still don't put your hands on her," DJ Pauly D tells ET about the infamous punch. Meanwhile, people are asking the cast for beauty tips, and Snooki wants her own show. More »Attack Of The Wannabes: 10 Years Of Reality Stars On The Red Carpet
Four From The Shore
[W. Hollywood, December 12. Image via INFDaily.]