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    Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the confetti. And the doves.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. Especially with the earlier reports that she was hospitalized because of a bad reaction to cold medicine. Cold medicine is known to exacerbate existing heart issues...
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory.

    Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that statement likening marriage to the Iraq war for me? Does he mean it's a endeavor predicated on a series of lies perpetuated by the Bush administration that costs thousands of lives and will never end?
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    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: To the first thing: you are clearly not a tween.
    To the second: Bahahahah!
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    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: I only figured it out a few weeks ago when I was rewatching Harry Potter.
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    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: Don't worry sweetie. I caught Harry Potter, Part 25 on HBO last night and almost lost it when they showed that part. Guess he isn't that memorable unless he sparkles.
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    Image of vinoveritas vinoveritas
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: WHAT! You have rocked my world! I knew RP looked familiar! That and his whole brooding english drunky/slob vibe make me like him more and more.

    The slowest, FTW!
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    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    11/19/09

    @Daniele: I actually thought he was one of the most memorable parts of that Harry Potter movie, but that was largely because he and Daniel Radcliffe had better chemistry together than anyone else on screen.
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    11/19/09

    @lurkerbynature: You know, I thought so too! I really liked their little awkward boy interactions in Goblet of Fire.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mr. Winehouse,
    Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out.
    thx
    PaintedTrollop
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Team Burger.
    Just sayin'.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mariah,

    The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally.

    Much love,
    BabyJane
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/19/09

    @BabyJane: Also, white kittens make me sad because in New Zealand they are very likely to get skin cancer due to our high levels of UV light in summer. It's this whammy of 'You're so PRETTY! - um, you're probably going to get cancer and die, I shouldn't get attached.'
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/20/09

    @Sarah Dove: Now I'm sad.

    #tips
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/21/09

    @BabyJane: It is sad. I had a very sweet white and grey cat, Rose, who went that way. I don't regret getting her, because she was a wonderful pet, but I wouldn't get another.
    You *can* put sunscreen on their noses and ears, the most vulnerable areas, but they're *cats*, so it's hard to stop the washing it off.

    #tips
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    11/22/09

    @Sarah Dove: I'm sorry about your Rose, but thank you for the info on white cats. I didn't know about any of those issues.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway.

    It sounds like that was the extent of her trip, which means she saw nothing but a bunch of Flying Js, Cracker Barrels and Hampton Inns. What a shitty road trip.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she actually had demanding kittens implanted in her chest. Or that her implants speak to her and they want pet kittens. And then I reread the headline and realized where I went wrong.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/19/09

    @EdnasEdibles: That does make both headlines more interesting, though...
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Amy Winehouse drinking water and a story about her leaking breasts...you're genius, Dodai.
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    11/19/09

    @Sophie needs to study...damn: Actually, that could very well be a glass of straight vodka.
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    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    jerry seinfeld: what is the DEAL with marriage? the other day i woke up in my $20 million penthouse on the upper west side and my perky, cute wife was nagging me to try a brownie made with parsnip puree and celery juice! it's enough to make you want to enlist in the army and watch your friends get blown up by I.E.D.s, amirite?? Hello? Hello, is this thing on??
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Mariah Carey wants kittens? How convenient then that the people around her are always having kittens keeping up with her outrageous demands.
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    Image of BitingThrough BitingThrough
    11/19/09

    @Rare Affinity: It's kittens only because she thought that the unicorns would upstage her.
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    11/19/09

    @BitingThrough: I can't help feeling this is just a publcity stunt rather than an actual wish. Mariah must know that the British press lap up all stories suggesting she is a diva.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Oh Andy Richter, I miss you. I think of you every time I turn the TV on its side and drift off to sleep.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    I love that Kirsten thinks that wide open spaces = poordom. There isn't like, houses 3 feet apart, or night clubs every block! These, poor impoverished people! They have gas stations and restaurants! That's it!
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Why do I have the sneaky suspicion that Miley doesn't mean 'Cult' as in 'Freakishly popular' but in the 'Sell your soul to Satan' context?
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    Image of Master.And.Everyone Master.And.Everyone
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: That's how I read that shit. Like she's jealous for Jesus?
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: Yeah, I can't decide which is more absurd, the fans who DO "believe in" Twilight or the Miley who does not believe in it. It is not actually a religion.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: Yes. LIke how the christian right felt about Harry Potter.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: That's exactly what I was thinking! Like all of a sudden she's like "I'm a good Christian and this is bad because it has vampires" or whatever. The irony is overwhelming.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11/19/09

    @Ms Meghan: Seriously. It reminded me of high school when people would tell my Goth ass I was going to hell, but then they'd go fuck behind the gym after school.
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    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: I was just thinking it was ironic because the author of Twilight is a Mormon.
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    11/19/09

    @Ms Meghan: Oooo! I didn't even think about that! BINGO!
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: She's more of a cult than she knows, unfortunately. Not that she'd ever acknowledge or admit it.
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