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poires et poireaux
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Rereading Iran

Ingrained Rear

A Grannie Rider

Randier Ear Gin
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Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Am I the only one drinking the Entourage hateraid?

I've watched a few episodes, and really all that needs to be said (aside from it being really really dull) is it's produced by Marky Mark. And the way I feel about this show is pretty much exactly what I feel about Marky Mark. Just no.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
03/30/09

@Lizard in the Wires: Depends on what season. I started watching in a season where things were on the up for Vince, and didn't like it. Was all about hoes and bros. Then I gave it a go again when he was having a rough time in Hwood and really liked it.
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onestrawplz
03/30/09

@Lizard in the Wires: I'm 100% with you.
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Gumbina80
03/30/09

@Lizard in the Wires: I cannot find a single redeeming characteristic of this douchegasm.

There are two different episodes of this show:

1. Vince is at the top of his game! Drama cooks some stuff! E is business-minded! Turtle smokes pot! But a potentially threatening event is on the horizon. Will Vince's celebrity status survive?

2. Vince is in the doldrums. Drama cooks some stuff. E is on the phone. Turtle is a fuck up. Is Vince's career over? No! Of course not! An event is on the horizon that will fix everything.
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onestrawplz
03/30/09

@Gumbina80: Don't forget Vince bedding a woman 100x more attractive than him in both looks and personality (first example), or the obligatory visit to a strip club (in the second).
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Gumbina80
03/30/09

@onestrawplz: Actually, they all seem to date women that are far, far, more attractive (and sometimes even more accomplished) than them. As if there are no truly attractive men in Hollywood that these women could be with.

And sometimes you can swap the strip club out for porn shoot.

I. HATE. THIS. SHOW.
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onestrawplz
03/30/09

@Gumbina80: Aannnnndd friended! I feel like I can never rant about this show, as my bf loves it and thinks I'm silly and just don't appreciate the humor.
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MegSwan
03/30/09

@onestrawplz: I stopped dating a guy because his suggestion for out fourth "romantic" date [read: inevitable sex] was to watch a self-scheduled Entourage marathon and make stir fry. True story.
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onestrawplz
03/30/09

@MegSwan: And that, my friend, is what I like to call dodging a bullet.
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
03/30/09

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Adrian: Why am I so good looking?

Bacon: BUT I'm Kevin Bacon's brother! grumble grumble

Kevin: I once dated Nicki Hilton ...

Turtle: I'm just happy to be here. le sigh
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Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
03/30/09

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: SHIT, Dillon's brother. Fail.
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hello.kitty
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Hey do you all know this spoof which I found late one night, "Antourage"?

[www.truveo.com]
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AJ
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Did they go to school with Cher, from Clueless?

Cue the slo-mo walk while this chorus plays in the background:

All the young dudes (I want to hear you)

Carry the news (I want to see you)

Boogaloo dudes (And I want to talk to you all of you)

Carry the news
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AJ
03/30/09

@AJ: Sorry for the double post! Commenting wasn't working for me for a few moments.
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YourScreenplaySucks
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Goofus & Gallant: The Clothing Edition. Or rather Goofus, Goofus, Gallant, Goofus.

If you start with the guy who has mastered tucking in his shirt and work your way left, it's like a visual representation of the gradual degeneration of the American male's grooming habits.
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hovy
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Confession: I think the actor that plays Turtle is really cute and hot. The others? Not so much.
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bangers
03/30/09

@hovy: i would totally hit it.
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onestrawplz
03/30/09

@hovy: Turtle annoys me to no end. His accent...ugh. And his immaturity. Come on dude, get a job, stop mooching off your friend.

I hate this show with a passion because they're all the same obnoxious, immature frat boy wannabes (with the exception of E, he's kind of tolerable), but my bf loves it and thus I am forced to watch it, wondering how this guy who apparently doesn't know what a razor or a shower is (seriously, he always looks so...smelly) can get so many women. It's so unrealistic.
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AuntieBee
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Kevin Dillon, be warned. Someday soon the masses will notice that you do not age. They will seek your secrets, and their determination will be such that they will succeed. I told you when we signed this deal that you'd have to recede from the public eye, but you just wouldn't listen would you. Well. You will rue the day you signed onto a hit show. Rue it.

~the Devil
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AJ
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Images of Cher's rant, in Clueless, about losers guys her age. "All the Young Dudes" was playing in the background while the guys walked by in slow motion. As if!
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sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
I LOVE THIS SHOW. I hope it moves faster than last season though. And give me some more Ari Lloyd time. Please and thank you.
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Yeah, this is the point where I cross over to the other side of the street.
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bananastand
03/30/09

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: This is the point where I buy a Taser.
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prettycool
03/30/09

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: why, you chicken?! HA!

I am a hoot and a holler, I tell ya.
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saintbernadette
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
Okay, so which one is Miranda?
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merv
03/30/09

@saintbernadette: Drama is the Charlotte.
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sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
03/30/09

@mervbaby: @saintbernadette: Vince is Samantha and E is Carrie, no?
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Penny
03/30/09

@saintbernadette: I've only seen the first season, but I'm guessing the main dude is Sam, the other tall dude is Miranda, the taller of the short dudes is Carrie and the little one is Charlotte.
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sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
03/30/09

@saintbernadette: @mervbaby: Making Vince Samantha and E Carrie. Sorry Turtle!
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sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
03/30/09

@sarah0220: Why am I on here twice? Sometimes I just want to knock some sense into myself.
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YorubaGirl
03/30/09

In reply to Vince, Drama, E & Turtle: (Sad) Sacks And The City?
I always want to hate Entourage, but I really, really like that douche-y show.

Plus, in a way not dissimilar to tcheese + Zefron, I would hit Adrian Grenier til my pelvis fell off, fashion a new one out of adamantium, and then recommence hitting it.
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sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
03/30/09

@MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEye...: Amen to that sister.
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Penny
03/30/09

@MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEye...: When I was around 15 I stood next to him at Magnolia Bakery and we chatted for a moment.

I clearly remember running out to meet my parents on the sidewalk and swooooooning.
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littlemissvan
03/30/09

@Penny Plastic: Wow, I kind of just made a squee! type noise. Good thing I have my own office! I have loved him desperately since Drive Me Crazy. Which I may, or may not have seen 20 or so times.
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Penny
03/30/09

@littlemissvan: It was right around the time that came out, and I hadn't seen it but he looked so familiar. I didn't realize who he was right away, just that his eyes made me melt.
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bananastand
03/30/09

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Nice Safe-T-Step waiter shoes, Kevin Connelly.
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Smooth Operator
03/30/09

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you all know where fanofgrendel at? him and me got some stuff to discuss some more. my head hurts real bad.
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bananastand
03/30/09

@Smooth Operator: Why are all your comments about looking for people?
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Khrushchev
03/30/09

@bananastand: This is a crazy person. Pay them no heed.
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