This morning on Live! with Kelly, a Reeg-less Ripa demonstrated her booze acumen by donning a Wine Rack on air.

Jerry Seinfeld may not be a Lady Gaga fan, but—in this original video by Sarah aka globochem—he and the rest of the Seinfeld cast make up a pretty damn decent version of the pop diva's "Telephone" music video.

In a radio interview yesterday, Jerry Seinfeld said, "I can't believe they put [Lady Gaga] in my box, which I paid for...You give people the finger and you get upgraded? Is that the world we're living in now?" [N.Y.Post, Newser]

• January Jones claims she crashed into three parked cars last night because paparazzi were chasing her, but witnesses say she was alone — and smelled of alcohol. Also, in a bizarre twist, January called Bobby Flay to the scene.

After Lady Gaga threw a fit at the Mets/Padres game yesterday, she was moved to unoccupied box seats owned by Jerry Seinfeld. Now the team has issued an apology to Jerry for getting him involved in Gaga's drama.

• Alanis Morissette has revealed that she married the rapper Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway at her L.A. home on May 22. "So happy to share with you that my man Souleye and I got married," says Alanis.

It's hard to follow dancing maple leaves and choreographed hockey brawls and, um, Nickelback. This was The Marriage Ref unenviable job last night. Luckily, anyone who enjoyed the Vancouver Follies was probably all primed for Seinfeld's return to the small-screen.

• Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis: A "very smelly couple."

• As a token of her affection, Angelina Jolie decided to spend $18,500 on a 200-year-old olive tree, which she gave to Brad Pitt for Valentine's Day. How long before the tabloids dub the tree "Jen's Weeping Willow?" [NYDN]

• Jamie Lynn Spears has reportedly broken up with Casey Aldridge, the father of her child, and is now dating 28-year-old James Watson, who doesn't care "at all about who she is. They really seem to like each other." [NYDN]

• Dexter star Michael C. Hall has announced that he has been battling cancer, but the treatment is finished and he is in remission.

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

• Today, a judge extended Lindsay Lohan's three year probation for another year to give her time to complete her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer said she's extremely busy and was only able to complete about half of the classes. [TMZ]

• Late last night, TMZ published a report claiming that Maya Angelou had been taken to the hospital. However, a CNN news editor,Saeed Ahmed, posted on his Twitter page that Angelou's literary agent says the hospital rumors are false. [DetroitFreePress]

Though The Jay Leno Show was supposed to reinvent network TV, critics say last night's episode was just a stale remake of The Tonight Show, despite a serendipitously well-timed appearance by Kanye West.

• Madonna's daughter Lourdes, who is 12, was featured her "Celebration" video, which was released yesterday, but there is apparently another version in which Lourdes is dressed up in her mom's wedding dress outfit from "Like A Virgin." [Daily Mail]

• After shooting a fight scene for The Bounty, a source says Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were "lovey-dovey" and "we saw him give her a little kiss." He was also throwing peanuts and popcorn in her mouth. [Radar Online]

• You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]

• New details on Rihanna: The warrant detailing the entire assault has been released, her family says she's changed her contact information, and her rep isn't denying that she and Chris are engaged.