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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    LiLo- the Princess Di eyes only work if you aren't haggard and careworn and rockin' the wrong hair color. This just looks desperate. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @sybann: Agreed. Girlfriend is looking rough. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @skittlbrau: And I should clarify, looks so much prettier with her natural hair color. Rock the red Lindsay! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    The sad thing about the Michael Jackson quote is, if he had been kidding, that would actually have been a pretty great joke. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Only $3,000 for the opportunity to poison Joe Jackson's food? A paltry sum, I say...(scurries off to drain bank account) #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @BetteD: That is just what I thought! I would pay $3000 just for the chance to punch him in the face. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @DinosaurDanceParty:
    Pitch that to A&E as reality show - you got a winner! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Lindsay Lohan is starting to look like that chick from Different Strokes, which can't bode well. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Sadly, I can't help but think that jail might be the best place for Lindsey. She'd get help, she'd sober up, and she would be away from the press and her family. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @girlarchaeologist: Theoretically, rehab should've had the same effect. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    10/17/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: True, but not that fake rehab in LA she went to where she was out shopping and going to parties four days after she checked in. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Um... Benicio? You were 13. You had probably wanted it to happen for a grand total of one day. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    So: no more cute silverware or pans or closet accessories that fall apart after one cleaning? Martha, we're going uptown together! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    woops
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Michael Palin. Loves Mad Men. Awww, guys, my birthday isn't til February! But thank you, this bit of news fits my exploded brain just right. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Hi Celebrities,

    Contrary to what you may think, we don't really need to hear about when and how you lost your virginity. We know it was awkward without you telling us. Trust us, we know.

    Love,
    The World #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know, but he is the babeliest of babes and even thinking about him with his pants off makes me feel tingly. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I want to promote the crap out of this comment. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of CParis CParis
    10/17/09

    @miiintyfresh: I'll do it for you. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Linds is sooo going into the clink. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Mean Girls Sequel? #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    Wait, Jon Gosselin took money out his wife's or his kids' account to start a "children's foundation?" That doesn't make any sense, right? Does that mean he is starting a foundation for kids other than his own, and if so, why is he taking his own kids' money to do so? If he is starting a foundation for his own kids, why not just leave the money in the first place? The stupid, it burns. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana
    10/16/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: It makes sense when you consider that he, himself, is a child. #lindsaylohan
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    BetteD promoted this comment Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana was starred Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana was unstarred
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    10/16/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: The goggles do nothing! #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    10/16/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: Well, the girls he dates are young enough. He buys them gifts. Bam! There's your answer. #lindsaylohan
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/16/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets Another Year Of Probation; TLC Sues Jon Gosselin
    It looks like everyone and their mom has a cameo on SATC2.

    It won't be long until Phoebe Price, my dog, Quween of the Scene, some bellybutton lint, a half eaten pickle and Tom Bergeron are confirmed for cameos. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: OMGz I hope they cast some bellybutton lint! I love it's whole oeuvre! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: I've got a cameo. Carrie needs some lab work done and Beaker and I lend a hand. Scene 34. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: I hope they didn't need your help because of the meal that The Swedish Chef made them in scene 30.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/16/09

    @TransFat: Bellybutton lint was reeally, reeeeally good in Ishtar. I really believed it in that movie. #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: No no no that was Charles Grodin! Easy mistake.

    This has been TC and TF comedy hour. Goodnight everybody! (cue theme) #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TransFat: WAIT! WAIT! I haven't done my tap number! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: Yattata tata, yatta ta ta! (Just smile for the people TC and shuffle off the buffalo) yatta tata... #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @TexasCrude: i knew dlisted secretly moonlighted (moonlit?) at jezebel! don't forget: mah boo, anderson cooper; and the empress of lucite, shauna sand! #lindsaylohan
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    10/16/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: What can I say? Michael inspires me. He's my personal Barack Obama. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @TexasCrude: i try to recruit everyone i know to his blog in order to understand a deep deep part of myself. #lindsaylohan
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    10/17/09

    @TexasCrude:
    LOL!!! And the belly button lint gets a producer's credit! #lindsaylohan
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    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    Is that an old quote from Olivia Newton-John? I thought her husband faked his death and disappeared a few years ago?
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    10/04/09

    @Triphena: I think her boyfriend (not husband) disappeared a few years ago. She then married some other guy (her current husband)last year. Then earlier this year some private detective claimed to find the old boyfriend hiding in Mexico (so he didn't have to pay his child support to his ex-wife and some other big debts).

    The fact that I know this makes me think I read way too much celebrity "news". Think of all the useful stuff I could store in my brain if this wasn't there!
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    10/04/09

    In reply to Rumors Swirl Over Maya Angelou's Health, Cameraman Files Police Report Against Sean Penn
    I hope that my beloved Maya Angelou is okay, I can't think of a world without her influence!
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