Today in Tweet Beat, it's Turtle Time. Plus Bob Saget talks shit.

Today in Tweet Beat, Mariah is trying to stretch out Christmas for as long as possible. Plus, Kelly Bensimon has a weird way of saying hello.

Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D goes to Disney World, Missy Elliott clears up a sorta rumor, and Snooki releases her line of slippers.

• Miranda Kerr nabbed the September Vogue Italia cover, which is her first. Shot by Steven Meisel, the cover and its accompanying editorial is in 3D. Kerr's Yorkie puppy, Frankie, shares the honors. Who can argue with a puppy? [Models.com]

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin implies that pro-choice feminists are a "cackle of rads" who have hijacked feminism, Britney tweets from the Glee set, and Martha Stewart shares a picture of a cute baby animal.

Today in Tweet Beat, everybody loved Rue McClanahan, as evidenced by the many celebrities—like Lance Bass, Margaret Cho, Marlon Wayans and John Larroquette—who were sad to learn that she'd passed away today.

Today in Tweet Beat, Courtney Love is sorry for giving Frances Bean relationship advice on Twitter, Heidi Fleiss is still with her birds, and William Shatner's friends are fucking old.

• The Met Ball may be more fun than we ever imagined — most parties are after everyone is wasties! Here's Anna Wintour, almost smiling. And dancing with P. Diddy. Wait, is Katy Perry crowd-surfing or just on a table? [VillageVoice]

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio tells us (in Italian) that "the broom and dustpan are in the closet." We think he's either calling us witches or imploring us to clean something. Plus, the Kardashians have written a book.

Today in Tweet Beat, Kendra won't go on a crash diet to lose the baby weight, Jon Gosselin is defending TLC's production, and JWoww's manager is Tweeting for her.