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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    07:57 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her. You'd think that Twilight would be on top of their Netflix queue.
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    07:57 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you.
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    07:48 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    07:46 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia.
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    Image of SpicyTamale is a GA peach SpicyTamale is a GA peach
    01:01 PM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Best quote ever, Tina Fey.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    03:44 PM

    @SpicyTamale is a GA peach: Seriously.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    12:58 PM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Honestly, I don't care what Miley Cyrus does. She can wear her underwear over her pants. She can run around in little short-shorts. I don't care. She's practically an adult. Are we going to ask the same question next year when she's 18 and officially an adult? Will people stop caring then? It just seems like faux-concern.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11:03 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Oh Stephen Fry, I am so with you on the cesspool that is internet commentary. But please do not stop Twittering. I love your tweets dearly.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    10:47 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony so important that they need to travel with a guard dog? The dog probably needs therapy from working for them. Who wouldn't?
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    Image of Lady Skittlehattington Lady Skittlehattington
    10:43 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I just get really happy when the name Fergie comes up, and we're actually talking about the real, original, fabulous Fergie.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    10:33 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Dear Stephen Fry: You can't see me, but I'm holding up a lighter and swaying back and forth.
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    Image of doodley is not amused doodley is not amused
    10:15 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    Holy smokes. That is one giant picture of Miley Cyrus for so early in the morning (especially when I'm not yet fully caffeinated).
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10:02 AM

    In reply to Just For Kicks
    The gold microphone reminds me of this.
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    Image of tstreur tstreur
    10:45 AM

    @Ailatan: One of my favorite covers evar ... JLo doesn't rock the gold mic like Thurston though ...
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10:01 AM

    In reply to Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
    I. cannot. wait. to. see. NINE!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09:59 AM

    In reply to Just For Kicks
    I always forget that she was a dancer first. I wonder why she doesn't do a Broadway show?

    Also: that gold microphone is straight up Jem and I love it.
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    Image of audioblitz13 audioblitz13
    10:02 AM

    @hortense: i don't think she has a strong enough voice to do a broadway show... and i don't see her signing up for the role of backup dancer.
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    Image of audioblitz13 audioblitz13
    10:05 AM

    @audioblitz13: of course I wouldn't have thought that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz could pull off Broadway, either. So prove me wrong, Jenny!
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by audioblitz13 at 11/20/09 10:07 AM audioblitz13 was starred audioblitz13 was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11:59 AM

    @audioblitz13: i saw her in chicago in london and she was actually pretty good...although i know little to nothing about carrying notes and stuff...but she sounded good to me!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09:58 AM

    In reply to Just For Kicks
    She's unSURE if she used deodorant on both arms.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10:02 AM

    @CurtCole: JLO has a BAN on sweat.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10:05 AM

    @BabyJane: I'd heard she was also looking for the RIGHT GUARD, but she listed a DEGREE as one of the requirements.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10:08 AM

    @CurtCole: I thought that was supposed to be a SECRET?

    #tips
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    Edited by BabyJane at 11/20/09 10:08 AM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10:14 AM

    @BabyJane: She used to be all tight lipped about that kind of stuff, but lately she's acquired a real (OLD) SPICE for life.
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