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    Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers

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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    How to rock jeans:


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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    04/17/09

    @Macloserboy: He's pretty .. who is that?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I hate jeans because they're really, really, really hard to find in my size and length. They were agonizingly difficult to find for less than $150 when I was thinner, and they are even more scarce now. Mail-order can only do so much.


    Granted, I'm working on losing a few pounds so I can get back into the few threadbare jeans that once fit me without looking like uber-short wader capris. But seriously, they're just not all that forgiving if you fall significantly outside the "standard" for most human females (read: I have a 36" inseam and hips from here to Armageddon.)


    I kind of want to learn to make my own clothes.

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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    04/17/09

    @tscheese: Being pocket-sized with hips for days ain't so great either. I hate special ordering shit online.


    That said, clothing manufacturers: Some ladies have hips, a bounty of them in fact. Please design accordingly. kthxbai.

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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    Who looks to George F. Will for fashion advice? When I need to know which Brooks Brothers outpost is best, I will ask him. Until then, no.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    Now all I can think of is Alan Rickman without his shirt, laughing maniacally. This is giving me the giggles.
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    Image of jianna jianna
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I'd always like to wear better clothes than jeans all the time, and be more like my hero and heroine, Lord Whimsy and Lady P. ([www.lordwhimsy.com]) but I always find it harder than it should be. I think I need to train myself to shop differently, or something. I've just been so trained to automatically think "jeans then shirt" in the morning it just HAPPENS.


    Also shoes. My feet are not only so tiny I have a hard time finding shoes that are in my size (size 5 - I could use Narrow but nobody NOBODY makes narrow shoes anymore, not even naturalizer) and my feet are so sensitive I can't be standing in heels for more than 40 minutes before I'm ready to chew my feet off. And that's 40 minutes cumulative, not all at once. I can't even buy a nice pair of ballet flats because my feet are so skinny, the way they make them now they fall right off my feet when I walk.


    I don't really know where I was going with this before it turned into a tirade. I guess the point is I agree that it would be nice to dress better more often, but I fail at it.

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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    04/17/09

    @jianna: Try Ferragamo or Belgian shoes for narrow sizes. From thrift stores, obviously! Otherwise those labels will run you hundreds. But they actually do a good job with the AA, AAA, and even AAAA sizes.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    04/17/09

    @jianna: I don't know if you've ever seen this site before?


    [www.daintyfeet.co.uk]


    They're based in the UK, but ship internationally...

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I don't get the recent spate of denim hatred among the fashun-people. I wear them all the time. Mine are well-made, expensive ones, mostly remnants of my days of solvency. The most recent ones I acquired are Joe's brand, and I am in fact wearing them today. They're really soft and summery, and ankle length so I can wear them in hot weather as I pretty much loathe shorts. Jeans are versatile and can be dressed up or not, and if you find a brand that fits, you can pretty much wear them till they fall apart.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    Yay building condoms!
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I wear jeans just about everyday and I would not if I could find a decent pair of nice fitting pants. Mass producers cater to outfitting their customers to jeans. Therefore, when I do come across a nice fitting, long-enough pair, they cost, oh, $297. (Thanks, Athropologie)
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    Image of verysmallrocks verysmallrocks
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    Anyone else creeped out by the photo? Oh, don't mind the naked girl, she's just taking a nap with her head in my lap. Naked. Cause people totally do that.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/17/09

    @verysmallrocks: Supremely creeped out. The power dynamic of clothed man/naked woman with the woman in a pretty submissive pose is not my cup of tea. But whatever, it's art!
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/17/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I work at a company that sells art books, and part of my job is to go through all the new titles. Yesterday, I was looking at a book that I believe was published by the ad firm that handles the Dolce & Gabbana print ads. It was completely shocking to see all of their ads all in one place and to see how creepy and misogynist they are.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    04/17/09

    @verysmallrocks: It is extremely creepy. The way he's looking at the camera, like it's a tabloid shot and you caught him doing something...ugh.

    (OT, but DORAEMON!)
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    Image of Tequila Mockingbird Tequila Mockingbird
    04/17/09

    @kelsium: Misogynistic and completely drenched in homosex. The rapey/doctor ones freaked me out.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    04/17/09

    @IrockIroll: The homosex perfume ads made me laugh. "Sodomy: The Cologne."
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    04/17/09

    @verysmallrocks: There's a power dynamic going on in that photo the skeeves me out.


    He has an expression like 'Hey, look, I go a nekkid lady! Her head's on my crotch, too!'


    I don't like it.

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    Image of AndYourLittleDogToo AndYourLittleDogToo
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    Does she have thong tan lines?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    04/17/09

    @AndYourLittleDogToo: yes. yes she does.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    04/17/09

    @AndYourLittleDogToo: For the record, if my ass looked like hers, I would probably live in a thong.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    04/17/09

    @Pilar: Yep. Also, hey, at least no photoshopping of the derriere. Good(?) for her.
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    Image of Luna131 Luna131
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I still love Kanye. My loyalty is strong, I cant stop it. I dunno what is wrong with me and kanye. Siigh.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    04/17/09

    @Luna131: You aren't alone, I too love him. Even his new album, after a few listens I've finally fallen in love with it.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    The lip pillow from Vivenne Westwood freaks me out. I hate tongues and the idea of sleeping on an image of one is really creeping me out.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    His shoes were so spectacular that when he put them on her leather sofa instead of demanding that he remove his feet from the furniture she tore off her clothes and fell asleep?

    That is the only explanation I can think of for this particular arrangement of figures.
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    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    KANYE: DO I GET A NAKED WOMAN IF I BUY THESE SNEAKERS? OR CAN I PICK A NAKED MAN? PLEASE SAY YES OR I WILL BREAK MY MACBOOK AIR BY HITTING IT WITH A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): DOES IT MATTER? KANYE IS THE BEST FASHION DESIGNER IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF FASHION DESIGNERS. YOU SHOULD FEEL HONORED TO PAY FOR THOSE SHOES.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    04/17/09

    In reply to Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
    I know Kanye is the most talented and interesting person on the planet(because he was told me so) but does he really need a naked women to sell shoes?!?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    04/17/09

    @CurtCole: *has not *was, need more coffee.
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