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    This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna

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    Image of Superawesomerad Superawesomerad
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    So Jessica Simpson is both "barely eating" and "unable to lose weight"? That seems odd.
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    09/23/09

    @Superawesomerad: If someone is barely eating or eating in a binge pattern their body can go in starvation mode, so they don't really lose weight, but they do end up tired, lethargic, and feeling even worse.

    Jessica Simpson really has been through the wringer the last year in the media - Jeansgate, her boyfriend, now she's lost her dog. And losing a pet can be like losing a best friend. It's really, really tough.
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    09/23/09

    @Dancingfrog: While this is true, my Spidey sense is tingling more in the direction of bullshit made up reporting.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    I'm pretty sure that if I had turned to anyone I have ever dated and said "honey, I have to gain 30 pounds. Why you ask? Well, someone is going to pay me very many thousands of dollars to do so" the sentence would not have been out of my mouth before they were in the kitchen frying me some bacon with one hand and pointing out expensive high-tech gadgets they want with the other
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    09/23/09

    @colormeroutine: right? they'd be like, why don't you have a milkshake in your hand RIGHT NOW?!?!?!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    09/23/09

    @bluebears: Seriously. The average guy would be like "Awesome! Let's get two of those pizzas with ALL the meat on them and see who finishes first!" It would be like hanging out with their bros, only with their lady.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    From Flowers in Your Hair to Flowers in the Attic: The John Philips Story.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    09/23/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Genius, Sick, sick, genius, You better call the Oxygen channel fast.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    That is not a baby bump, that is a burrito bump. The hand over the stomach is just her way of saying "damn, that was lovely, cheesy goodness"
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    What? A celebrity might be making things up to get publicity! Color me SHOCKED.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    In other news; guests were atwitter at the Mt Angel Octoberfest when Phantom Lady was spotted mulitple times with her hand on her belly. Is there a little phantom baby on the way? or is it just that time of the month?
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    09/23/09

    @phantom lady: ...or too much delicious German beer?! NEWS AT 11.
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    Image of Andalucía Andalucía
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    Why are Justin and Jessica Biel together? They obviously not actually dating (she's gay) so what's the point, especially for Justin?
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    Image of lamey007 lamey007
    09/23/09

    @Andalucía: ummm and also -- she's gay?? is this a fact?
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    09/23/09

    @lamey007: I'm assuming that's sarcasm... she works out a lot to build muscle, thus must be gay.
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    09/23/09

    @remedios: What are YOU talking about? She is totally gay.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    09/24/09

    @BAngieB: I'm not gay, but I would gay-marry you in an instant. My husband won't mind.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    Justin and Rhianna? My ovaries just exploded. Goddess, let this happen.
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    Image of nom.de.guerre nom.de.guerre
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    "Her midsection was definitely more rounded than usual… At one point she was running her hands across her stomach."

    1. Contrary to popular belief, women have neither concave nor perfectly flat bellies. Also, sometimes we get a bit bloated. Because we are HUMAN.

    2. I know I only touch my stomach when I'm pregnant. This is a dead giveaway. You nailed it, OK! *eyeroll*
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    Image of labratintraining labratintraining
    09/23/09

    @cake-or-death: I've been pregnant about 30 times a day since I was 3, especially after eating a big meal.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    "They aren't dogs - they're CHILDREN!"

    Please, please god, let Angie deliver this line with great passion in a Lifetime for Women tv movie.
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    09/23/09

    @dreamweave: and let it be because her character doesn't understand analogies.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    Jennifer Aniston is a medical freak of nature that manages to stay pregnant at all times without ever giving birth.
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    hellosunshine promoted this comment remedios was starred remedios was unstarred
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    09/23/09

    @remedios: That baby's gotta be like 14 now.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    When I was a little girl, my mother always told me that you can never go wrong by marrying a professional athlete that you've known for a month.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    09/23/09

    @morninggloria: Smart MamaMoGlo. Just think of how much you can get in the inevitable divorce settlement. Each baby you can squeeze out before he is publicly busted carousing with strippers is just gravy on the mashed potatoes of life.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    09/23/09

    @morninggloria: She wanted Kobe because he fit in with the show's theme better, but Lamar is stupider.
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    I haven't even read past the OK! blurb but already this is my favorite quote of the week:

    "Even though Khloe has known Lamar (and his kids) for less than a month, a source says "She's a great stepmom already.""

    Killin' me.
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    09/23/09

    @dreamweave: She totally knows their names and everything!
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    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    "They fear he's going to destroy his career if he continues to act like a fool."

    Too late.
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    Image of elliebean elliebean
    09/23/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
    I read this as "Justin's Pregnant" and was thinking, "now this is news!"
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