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John To Jen: "_________________"
Jen & John: Grey Skies, Black Styles
New York, 12:36 PM
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Jen: "You be Billy Bob."
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Jen: "Yep! Badminton Shuttlecock!"
*because I thought a post (forget who it was) about wanting Jen to answer questions about what is in her womb was HIlarious
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John: Totally. We're both conventionally attractive and ridiculously wealthy.
Jen: I know, right? It's rad.
John: So I guess that means that the entire world is going to scrutinize what might or might not be in your uterus right now, and they'll assume that your perfect skin and cute jacket must indicate that you have a barren womb and you're just heartbroken.
Jen: Yeah, and everyone will assume you're some kind of douchey smelly jerk, even though we look like we're enjoying ourselves and you've probably never actively done anything unkind to me.
John: I'm going to go home and swim in my giant piles of money.
Jen: Me too. But take off your potato shoes first, okay?
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But if those are baked potato shoes, then that's baked potato shoes margarine piping.
I might have to defer to the douche-labelers. I'm a little slow sometimes.
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(And by "everyone" I kinda just meant the media in general. They seem to think we care, desperately, passionately, longingly, about whether or not Mayer is charm school material or whether or not Jen's uterus holds something and/or if she is heartbroken about it. As far as I can bring myself to care, they're astonishingly wealthy and appear to be enjoying themselves, so I figure they can go on wearing matchy-matchy outfits and generally having more money than I will ever see in my entire life.)
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Also, Gwenyth Paltrow.
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Oh, please! I'm not even a big fan of either Angie or Gwynnie, but both could act circles around Wonderlessbread Jennifer.
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/end lameness.
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Jen: " I really wish you'd keep that sort of thing to yourself. Can we go in and have dinner now?"
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