Dear God, J-Lo-Hew. WHAT is on your FEET? Terrible. Terrible, awful, heinous, dreadful. Open-toed, slouch leather shooties? Why? Why would you do that? Is it for a ghost? Tell me it's for a ghost, okay? #newmoon
@serenepanic: I like it too, although I think it would be more flattering if the sleeves were shorter and/or plain black (they stumpify her arms as is), and possibly if the bottom was a bit fuller to balance her out a bit. Otherwise, I think she looks lovely. #newmoon
Kristen, dearest, your dress is beautiful. Why do you insist on fug-ifying it with a mullet. a MULLET??? For the love of all things un-dead and blood-sucking, why!?!? It's like a never ending crucifix. Just stick a stake in me already. I get it. You don't want me to like you. #newmoon
Yuck, I have a sneaking suspicion that Kristen Stewart's dress is a 2-piece. Nasty. It takes me to a nostalgic place that I just don't want to go to, circa 2000, and what the Americans among us would call 'senior prom'. At least I had better posture. #newmoon
Leah, did your mama that bore you tell you to wear shoes two sizes too big? Because you should have thrown those out with your spring cleaning (awakening) #newmoon
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I think celebrities often wear too-big shoes on the red carpet because they are sample shoes that are gifted by designers for that particular outfit.
Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
How has nobody mentioned Christian Serratos boobs? What are they made out of? Where does one get a pair like that. I don't remember if I liked her dress of not, because all I can do is see BOOBS. #newmoon
@jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
Noot Seear is what I wish Ra'mon's Sci Fi challenge dress was.
A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
@lurkerbynature: Probably, but only if somebody was attacking her boobs. The chiffon down the middle is not protecting her heart at all. I guess aliens don't have hearts, or they're in different parts of their body. #newmoon
I think Stephenie Meyer's dress was meant to give an enhanced illusion of hourglass and look slimming, but it somehow managed to have the opposite effect. In theory it might be nice, but it's all wrong on her. #newmoon
@lurkerbynature: i'm wondering if it's the fabric. It looks too tight nd restricting-- I think something a little looser would have given her the hourglass thing it's going for. #newmoon
@onthecornerofparkerandwoolf: The dress does look a size too small from the way it's stretching across her hips. But also, the band of pattern that looks like it is supposed to define a waist area is too high (and probably too broad) and makes her breasts look smaller than they are while not actually defining her waist. And, I can see that in theory the sleeves are supposed to kind of make part of the arm disappear into shadow or dress, but it just doesn't work so it's counterproductive.
Which is stupid, because it's not like she had a bad figure to start out with. #newmoon
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Stephenie Meyer is, once again, showing that she makes her living off of frumpifying Anne Rice. #newmoon
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"But Moooom, this is how all the angsty teenagers slouch!"
"If all the 'angsty teenagers' joined a pack of werewolves, would you join too?"
"You know I'm vowed to Edward's clan FOREVER omgluvsquee!"
"Well, at least your makeup is tasteful. But are you sure it's not a werewolf who gave you that haircut?"
"MOM!"
"Fine, fine. Have fun!"
"Whatever."
"Don't make a vampire sex tape...or do drugs!"
"BYE MOM." #newmoon
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Finally, a sample size that would fit some part of me! #newmoon
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@jemandtheholograms: Looks like she was on Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as Suzie Crabgrass before Twilight. This is what she looked like in Twilight: #newmoon
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A friend of mine was telling me that she was going back up to our mutual childhood suburb to see Twilight this week(end?) but they will have to drive over an hour to another theatre because tickets had been sold out for two months there. I want to see this movie, but maybe I'll wait until I can pirate it offline. #newmoon
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That is one of my very, very few fashion pet peeves. #newmoon
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Which is stupid, because it's not like she had a bad figure to start out with. #newmoon