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    GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

    Emmy Fashion 2009: The Good
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Flipping from #3 to #4: Wow, what a difference posture makes.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    #14 is convent ready? I wasn't aware that nuns wore see-through habits these days!

    Shenae Grimes needs to stop shopping at Bebe. She's a very beautiful girl, but that "dress" is not doing her any favors.

    I am in love with Olivia Wilde's dress. Is it possible to be retro and futuristic at the same time? Gorgeous.

    Levi is clearly going for a cross between Congolese dandy and Clay Aiken. And it is both frightening and fascinating. Lavender? Really? You are not Halle Berry and this is not 1997.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Dear Universe,

    In my next life, I want to be Gabrielle Union. I'll earn it in my next next life by curing cancer or solving the Middle East situation or... something. Whatever works for you. Deal?

    Love,

    la.donna.pietra
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/19/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Seriously! she does. not. age.
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    11/19/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Dude. I totally get to be her life-after-next, ok?
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/19/09

    @lady_justice: She's like the new Stacey Dash.
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/19/09

    @whynotshesaid: Yes! Exactly! A quick google search tells me that Stacey Dash is FORTY THREE! Are you kidding me?!? And Gabrielle Union is 37. I'll take either of their places. Sheesh.

    #tips
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/19/09

    @lady_justice: I would give my right tit to look like either woman.

    You think I'm joking. I'm not. Falsies are quite realistic these days!
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    Image of lady_justice lady_justice
    11/19/09

    @whynotshesaid: I think that seems totally reasonable, especially if your deal with the devil includes either Stacey or Gabrielle's bodies. That way you'd get instant boob replacement. And they'd be perfect, of course.
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    Image of swat1227 swat1227
    11/19/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Amen, sister. Woman was in my teeny-bopper magazines back in my unfortunate Hanson-worshipping middle school phase--and. she. has. not. changed.

    I want to know her secret.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/19/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: You have to invent orange juice that doesn't taste funny after one has brushed one's teeth.

    #tips
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/19/09

    @swat1227: She said in an interview a while back that she gets Botox fairly regularly and has good genes. Not much of a secret, if you ask me.

    #tips
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/19/09

    @lady_justice: You are brilliant. I hadn't thought of that! Okay, now, where's that knife...
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Levi looks odd because he is not practiced in the art of red carpet posturing. Hell, even Brad Pitt admits he can't help but clench his butt cheeks so that he stands straighter.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Is it convent-ready if you can see nipples, though?
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    Edited by JLady at 11/19/09 11:15 AM JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
    Image of vamvaki_poulaki vamvaki_poulaki
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    WHOOAA Shenae Grimes! I did not recognize her with all that makeup. Also the stitching on her dress looks like it was done by a sophomore fiber student.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/19/09

    @vamvaki_poulaki: Right? I thought she looked kind of like Britney Spears.
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    Image of viklane viklane
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    This is not meant to be bodysnark, but I often feel like I'm looking at the Emperor's New Clothes when people talk about how gorgeous January Jones is. I find her pretty, certainly, but kind of bland.
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/19/09

    @viklane: She wears the retro look incredibly well, but yeah, he real-life look is pretty underwhelming. So basically she's a great blank canvas.
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    Image of viklane viklane
    11/20/09

    @Understater: I agree -- I think she's perfectly suited to Grace Kelly, but that's also my problem with her: she's dull just like Grace Kelly.

    #calendar
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    "Jennifer Carpenter. Strapless. What more is there to say?"

    BUBBLE HEM.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Amanda Seyfried has such pretty hair. And her boobs can tell when it's raining. It's like she has ESPN or something.
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    Image of Miss Fanshawe, Explorer Miss Fanshawe, Explorer
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My

    Levi looks like the Will, the teacher from Glee. Except in awkward pants.
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    Skellatrix promoted this comment Miss Fanshawe, Explorer was starred Miss Fanshawe, Explorer was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    11/19/09

    @The_Fantastic_Miss_Fanshawe: I think Leaves looks pretty sharp, but I prefer him with at least 40% less clothing.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Drunkface McCord is living up to her Fug Girls nickname. It's nice to know that some things in the world never change.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Rose McGowan's dress is so tiny my own body is crying in fear it will be subjected to something tight and short today.

    And I love the fact that I looked at 18 of the most beautiful women in the world and then Levi Johnson. Dreams are in your sleep, but this dream came true (for Levi, not me, I dream about food exclusively.)
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    11/19/09

    @Snowbunny: I have dreams of volcanoes spewing queso lava.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Aw, Levi's looking cute here.

    AnnaLynne McCord annoys the hell out of me for no reason. Maybe because she always makes a bitchy face on the red carpet.

    Why is everyone's hair so frizzy?
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    the camera angle doesn't seem that flattering for many of these shots. it looks like the camera is a bit above and too close~~ it makes the lower half of a lot of these people look shortened. levi johnston especially.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/19/09

    In reply to GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
    Amanda Seyfried can do no wrong.
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