This Week in Tabloids: Everyone Is PREGNANT and/or DUMPED

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we we struggle vainly to make meaning of the vast abyss contained within the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: BEYONCÉ PREGNANT, MARIAH DUMPED, and KIM both PREGNANT & DUMPED.

This Week in Tabloids: Everyone Is PREGNANT and/or DUMPED

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