Jennifer Aniston, actress and newlywed, didn’t bring her husband to the premiere of She’s Funny That Way Wednesday night in Los Angeles, but she did bring what might be the most beautiful piece of jewelry the world has seen since a dying Rose Dawson selfishly threw the Heart of the Ocean into the depths of the…
Good news: Jennifer Aniston married Justin Theroux in a secret ceremony in early August and is no longer sad. Bad news: We have no idea what she wore! :(
Psssssst, have you spoken to Sandy lately? Sandy B. Oh, me neither, but I heard from her friend’s friend, you know the one who’s always telling Us Weekly everything? Well she said that Sandy B. is dating some photographer and that she brought him to Jennifer’s wedding. Jennifer A. Yes! A photographer! And she said…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings, drink on the strip, see Mariah Carey’s show, see Britney Spears’s show, then watch Ben play poker until it gets boring, go up to our room and stare at the sad, bright lights of Vegas out our window…
Ed Sheeran took to Instagram this afternoon to share a photo of his newest, in-progress tattoo. It’s... um... well...
One day a woman named Kim K,
told her glam squad to prep for a big day.
So they brushed and they puffed and they blushed and they fluffed,
and then off she went to meet Bill’s bae.
Jennifer Aniston, patron saint of the sad and lonely women who didn’t realize they were sad and lonely because they’re just living their lives and not focused on society’s archaic notions of what a woman needs to be happy, probably got married yesterday.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a job taking care of an A-list couple’s kids, fall in love with one of the parents, get fired, buy a new wardrobe, spend one to two months calling the paparazzi and informing them of our every move until the public suddenly decides we’re no longer interesting, and then accept a…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we move into a mansion in New Jersey only to find Gwyneth Paltrow has started sending us packages containing things like recipes for gluten-free versions of whatever we cooked the night before, moisturizers, cases of SmartWater, and sex tips based on what she’s “been observing through…
Today marks the annual GOOP closet sale, in which La Gwyneth and her famous friends sell their expensive clothes to benefit various charities (and their own hopelessly cluttered lives!). As of this writing, almost everything is sold out except two pairs of Jennifer Aniston’s ugliest shoes.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get invited to Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s secret wedding, attend after signing a very strict NDA, have the time of our lives dancing with Courtney Cox and Frances McDormand, and keep our mouths shut about it until right now. This week: Jennifer Aniston got married and I…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we give our best friend Kacey Musgraves a call and meet up for brunch, see a movie after, walk around the park and talk about life, get an afternoon snack at some place on the High Line, spend the evening at her house watching OITNB and ordering Seamless, and then wake up from a very…
I suppose if you’re 1. the co-owner of a multimillion-dollar haircare line and 2. known throughout the world for having preternaturally great hair, you might know a thing or two about a bad haircut.
Jennifer Aniston, who, according to the tabloids for the past decade, has been pregnant hundreds of thousands of times, might be playing a mom in the spinoff from Mean Girls, aptly titled, Mean Moms. Sean Anders previously worked with Aniston on Horrible Bosses 2 and has just been signed to direct the movie, which is…
Proving that not every person who flees to Vegas also flees their responsibilities, Kourtney Kardashian took to the Instagram to show off her breast pump, affixed firmly to her tube top/nursing bra, as a way to remind us all that though she may be a Kardashian, she’s still a mom.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we cover our favorite tabloids in Post-Its and highlighter ink and never ever confuse Life & Style with People because honestly they are so different that I don’t even know where to begin. This week: Kanye dumped Kim AGAIN, Scott seduced Kendall, Kate Middleton is fourfiveseconds…
Lambs, rejoice: your fearless leader Mariah Carey has once again found love in a fella named Brett Ratner.
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on last night's episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, and it was a nice little reminder that Aniston is, at the end of the day, a pretty funny lady.
Jennifer Aniston would like everyone to give more credit to human beings, please.
Entertainment Tonight seemed really disappointed that Jennifer Aniston didn't blow up and act like a 19th century hysteric when they asked her about Angelina Jolie. Aniston told my favorite television show, "I think that it's time people stop with that petty B.S. and just start celebrating great work and stop with…
