Is Russell Crowe a Dick? Meryl Streep and Jessica Chastain Weigh In
Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep have both responded to Mystery, Alaska actor Russell Crowe's recent comments regarding actresses refusing to act their age in Hollywood. But here's the shock of all shocks—while Chastain, who's been vocal about the limited film roles available to actresses over 40, was all "Shut…
Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie
Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in…
Jennifer Aniston Is at Maybe 20% Theron in the Trailer for Cake
For months, we've been hearing about Jennifer Aniston's complete transformation for her role in the movie Cake. And by complete transformation, I mean she doesn't wear pretty make up (she wears ugly makeup) and she stopped exercising regularly for the film, which basically makes her, um, a regular-ass person. She…
TV Shows Are Now Blatantly Ads For Crap You Don't Need

These days, we are constantly being sold products and experiences but now, companies are getting more trixsy. Instead of just airing a commercial selling a trip to Las Vegas, the city’s Convention & Visitors Authority is collaborating with shows like Logo’s RuPaul’s Drag Race, drawing in fans of the program and…
This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a…
Kim and Kanye Are NOT Getting Married in Florence
Despite rampant rumors that the future Mr. And Mrs. West would be tying the knot in Florence, Italy (which is a beautiful place for a wedding, according to my mother who has never been), sources close to the happy couple reveal that the wedding will take place at Versailles after a week of lavish parties all around…

