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    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

    Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo

    This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van

    Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition

    Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin

    J Is For Jennifer, The Vanilla Of Names

    This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs

    Aniston's Talk Show; Lindsay's Addiction; Rihanna's Love Boat

    Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat

    Lindsay Ordered To Appear In Court; Kate May Sue Jon For Hacking
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    09:18 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    09:08 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    Image of Anna Anna
    09:00 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08:51 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    08:46 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08:31 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    08:13 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    08:30 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    08:48 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    09:01 AM

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Wow, Yoko's tweet...
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    Image of The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...) The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...)
    12:52 PM

    @pesematology: Seriously. The acuity of grief, all these years later. I know it. peace, Yoko.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    08:12 PM

    @The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...):

    it's partly that, and it's partly that there is so much to appreciate. like, i never really thought of hearing "i love you" every day as a big deal, or something that could suddenly end... makes me feel much differently about my own life.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    There are not enough characters in the world to convince me think that Pete Wentz is funny.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Is the song Palin referenced the same one about smoking funny things, drinking whiskey, and premarital sex? LOLz.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Demi, because of your surfer frames from C.A.2F.T. I continue to go to the gym when I don't want to.
    But I'm not so worried about your hip -- it's there if you say it's there -- but where is the rest of your dress?

    Ice T. and Tom Cruise.

    "Not the pair I would have expected to share a frame" is an understatement.
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    Image of That-Dude That-Dude
    11/19/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Fuck what you're going through, that's T's dude.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    Reading things like that make me wonder if Jennifer Aniston ever finished high school.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: HA! I thought the same thing.
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: I would agree with you, except that I don't think she has a Twitter account. I am basing this on the fact that the Tabloids have yet to dissect any of her supposed tweets.

    For example: "I feel so hard [in love] yesterday! I tripped [on my baby shrine] and hit my leg so hard!"
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    oh for fucks sake, when is chris brown going to stfu and go back into his hole?

    and no, im not ready to 'forgive', and maybe some will label me as harsh and hateful, but i cant stand that he not only beat the f out of his girlfriend, but that he has shown no real remorse for it.
    evidently hes a liar too?

    also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/19/09

    @rd2uk: "...also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?"

    No social conscience and a complete lack of taste in music?

    (I'm just guessing.)
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    11/19/09

    @rd2uk: Thank you so much for this, because until I saw the name Geldof here (I somehow missed it above), I was afraid the cool Peaches (no last name) was at Chris Brown's show, and I was disappointed in her. This makes so much more sense.
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    Image of Valkyrie607 Valkyrie607
    11/19/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: Oh thank goodness, I was wondering the same thing. I was thinking, the awesome Peaches who snarled, "Sucking on my titties like you want it" at her audience can't possibly be the same person at a Chris Brown concert! That would be so wrong! Thankfully, it is wrong.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    EXHIBIT A: The exact photo that was put on the cover of the magazine in question. EXHIBIT B: An adamant Tweet insisting that I was not photoshopped.

    Your honor, I rest my case.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/19/09

    @morninggloria: Ex post facto, quid pro quo, nunc pro tunc, sua sponte, cogito ergo sunt, ab initio, ab absurdo--YOU WIN. Congrats.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    In reply to Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
    inasmuch as the photo doesn't prove anything, what are we all trying to prove/disprove here? I don't see anything strange with the photo. She is lean in the hip area and since I have her same body shape / figure, I don't see what I'm missing, I guess. ??
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    Image of winner winner
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Sooooo... you're also missing part of your hip?
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    Image of jenrobe jenrobe
    11/19/09

    @winner: I think it's that her leg is at an angle, and the dress is covering the bend.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @jenrobe: yes, that is what I think as well. the lighting doesn't help either.
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    Image of cherry_blossom cherry_blossom
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Seriously, the photo does look a little off at first glance, but it's really more an issue of the weird outfit. She is standing with her left leg bent out, her shoulders and hips cocked...she is obviously super thin (look at her neck and clavicle) with narrow hips. I never really understood what the big deal was.
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    Scout promoted this comment cherry_blossom was starred cherry_blossom was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/19/09

    @cherry_blossom: me neither. and seriously, people, some of us DO have "clavicles that can kill" - mine is a lethal weapon and I've always had it.

    i'm 5' 9" 135 it is my fucking body type - leave me alone. Oh, and I box which let me tell you, makes for a totally lean body NOT SKINNY...lean - learn the word.

    oh, shit, I just went a little batshit right there. sorry.

    #tips
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/19/09

    @Scout: Aw, I feel you on the clavicle of death. My sternum and clavicle, comin' at ya!
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    Image of aericks aericks
    01:02 AM

    @Scout: Hearted for acknowledging batshit! Seriously!

    The picture looks weird. It doesn't look like a normal person, really. The hip just really stands out as being odd. But, hey, if that's the real deal, well, egg on my face. Good job, Demi. Way to... be.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    05:58 PM

    @aericks: sometimes I am completely ludicrous and just need to sit down and STFU. ; )

    #tips
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