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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    the Ralph Lauren one makes me laugh every time because it is so, so, so ridiculous to turn a model into Gumby
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    Image of hfree hfree
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    The t-shirt in the Jennifer Aniston Redbook cover looks like it came from clip art. I hate when they just change the color of tops without changing the photo, I find it really distracting on retailers websites, and terrible on a cover.
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    Image of highjump highjump
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    The Beyonce cover shocks me becaue Russia is a pretty racist country. If was walking around St. Petersburg with other American students who happened to be black or latino we would get stopped by the police All. The. Time. Even when we weren't speaking English! But this very white country darkened Beyonce's skin. Yay? WTFDR.
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    Image of Margaret Molloy Margaret Molloy
    12/16/09

    @highjump: Actually they probably did it so that she looks less Chechnyan.
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    highjump promoted this comment Margaret Molloy was starred Margaret Molloy was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    12/16/09

    @highjump: That was my precise reaction. I can't imagine the Beyoncé cover issue sold well.
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    highjump promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    I'm sorry, I'm too busy laughing at the headline on Kelly Clarkson's Self cover: "Sexier Sex Tonight!"

    What makes sex sexier? More sex! And Photoshopping!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/16/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And scrunchies. Don't forget them.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/17/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): OT - PM'ing you
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of pearlsdream pearlsdream
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    *note: After that King Arthur poster and another chest enhancing (Chanel) ad, Keira Knightley was upset and refused any cleavage alterations or body distortions on publicity photos for her films since such as "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End", "Atonement", "The Duchess", etc

    She's said on that matter, that they "airbrush the f--- out of me! It's not me, it's something other people have created."
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    Dodai promoted this comment pearlsdream was starred pearlsdream was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/16/09

    @pearlsdream: That's pretty cool.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    One good thing about that Faith Hill picture: it brought me here to Jezebel.
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    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    12/16/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Me too. Here, here for the "Photoshop of Horrors."
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    Red-headed bookworm was starred Red-headed bookworm was unstarred
    Image of That_little_attention_whore That_little_attention_whore
    12/17/09

    @la.donna.pietra: me, three! And, irony of ironies, it brought me to Jezebal via FARK!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    I think Mr. Magoo must be Redbook's photoshopper.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    Really, Redbook? You changed the color of Jennifer Aniston's shirt? I couldn't tell.

    (sops up her bleeding pupils with a tissue)

    Also, what is the point of Frankensteining a head onto a different body? It's clearly not an issue of space, or taste. That's why you have people design the cover that know how to work with type and images together. Has Redbook folded yet? You'd think with the state of print media today they'd at least try to look like they're putting out their A-game.
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    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    12/16/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Why? Two words: Tom Cruise. Just sayin.
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    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment berlitzfrench was starred berlitzfrench was unstarred
    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    I'm befuddled about why they thought Kate Winslet needed to be whittled down when she looked so marvelous in the original photo. MARVELOUS.

    Edited to add I could say that about all of these, couldn't I? They all look great as they are.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    The Gwen Vogue cover is the WORST. Honestly, they consider themselves a high end magazine, how did that get a pass?
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: Exactly, are they BLIND?!
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/16/09

    @bluebears: She looks like a bobblehead.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    "Life after Buffy" is, hilariously, still the best headline for any story about SMG, who has done absolutely nothing with her career since.
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: I like to think that it's permanently 1999 at her house, and she and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are totally happy to be there.
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    PilgrimSoul promoted this comment MalinaMango was starred MalinaMango was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: Well, I don't know about you but I call transforming my body into a cartoon drawing from the waist down, "something." hmpf.
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: But really, what more could she do? She has already played the most kickass character of all time. ;)
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: But, but, but The Grudge! And The Grudge two!

    [cries bitter fangirl tears]
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    Kivrin promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/16/09

    @PilgrimSoul: She's really hard to work with. I've worked with people who used to work on sets with her and said she was incredibly rude and impossible.
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    PilgrimSoul promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/16/09

    @Kivrin: Yeah, talk about peaking early.
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    Kivrin promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    Wow, 11 and 12 are especially bad. I think I could DRAW more realistic pictures.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: I could do it with a crayon. A blue crayon.
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    As my favorite radio host always says...

    "Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD."

    Take note, photoshoppers.
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo was starred Le Kangourou de Kataroo was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    12/16/09

    In reply to Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
    The Martha Stewart one is hilarious.

    "You mean if I go to prison I'll be thinner? She looks great!"

    "Yes! But that's not actually her body. But that shouldn't discourage you from committing a felony, fatty."
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    @rodmanstreet: Prisons are the new comas! Diet for your life.
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    12/14/09

    In reply to What A Difference A Decade Makes: 10 Years In The Lives Of 10 Celebrities
    I always believed Nicole Kidman’s greatest acting role was appearing in public as the devoted wife of Tom Cruise. Mind you, I though her fawning over him was excessive at times as their bitter divorce later proved.
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