I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
Awesome compilation!
Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
@yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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it's partly that, and it's partly that there is so much to appreciate. like, i never really thought of hearing "i love you" every day as a big deal, or something that could suddenly end... makes me feel much differently about my own life.
Demi, because of your surfer frames from C.A.2F.T. I continue to go to the gym when I don't want to.
But I'm not so worried about your hip -- it's there if you say it's there -- but where is the rest of your dress?
Ice T. and Tom Cruise.
"Not the pair I would have expected to share a frame" is an understatement.
@morninggloria: I would agree with you, except that I don't think she has a Twitter account. I am basing this on the fact that the Tabloids have yet to dissect any of her supposed tweets.
For example: "I feel so hard [in love] yesterday! I tripped [on my baby shrine] and hit my leg so hard!"
oh for fucks sake, when is chris brown going to stfu and go back into his hole?
and no, im not ready to 'forgive', and maybe some will label me as harsh and hateful, but i cant stand that he not only beat the f out of his girlfriend, but that he has shown no real remorse for it.
evidently hes a liar too?
also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?
@rd2uk: Thank you so much for this, because until I saw the name Geldof here (I somehow missed it above), I was afraid the cool Peaches (no last name) was at Chris Brown's show, and I was disappointed in her. This makes so much more sense.
@ytuhermanotambien: Oh thank goodness, I was wondering the same thing. I was thinking, the awesome Peaches who snarled, "Sucking on my titties like you want it" at her audience can't possibly be the same person at a Chris Brown concert! That would be so wrong! Thankfully, it is wrong.
inasmuch as the photo doesn't prove anything, what are we all trying to prove/disprove here? I don't see anything strange with the photo. She is lean in the hip area and since I have her same body shape / figure, I don't see what I'm missing, I guess. ??
@Scout: Seriously, the photo does look a little off at first glance, but it's really more an issue of the weird outfit. She is standing with her left leg bent out, her shoulders and hips cocked...she is obviously super thin (look at her neck and clavicle) with narrow hips. I never really understood what the big deal was.
@cherry_blossom: me neither. and seriously, people, some of us DO have "clavicles that can kill" - mine is a lethal weapon and I've always had it.
i'm 5' 9" 135 it is my fucking body type - leave me alone. Oh, and I box which let me tell you, makes for a totally lean body NOT SKINNY...lean - learn the word.
oh, shit, I just went a little batshit right there. sorry.
@Scout: Hearted for acknowledging batshit! Seriously!
The picture looks weird. It doesn't look like a normal person, really. The hip just really stands out as being odd. But, hey, if that's the real deal, well, egg on my face. Good job, Demi. Way to... be.
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Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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it's partly that, and it's partly that there is so much to appreciate. like, i never really thought of hearing "i love you" every day as a big deal, or something that could suddenly end... makes me feel much differently about my own life.
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But I'm not so worried about your hip -- it's there if you say it's there -- but where is the rest of your dress?
Ice T. and Tom Cruise.
"Not the pair I would have expected to share a frame" is an understatement.
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For example: "I feel so hard [in love] yesterday! I tripped [on my baby shrine] and hit my leg so hard!"
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and no, im not ready to 'forgive', and maybe some will label me as harsh and hateful, but i cant stand that he not only beat the f out of his girlfriend, but that he has shown no real remorse for it.
evidently hes a liar too?
also someone explain to me why peaches geldof was at his show?
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No social conscience and a complete lack of taste in music?
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Your honor, I rest my case.
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i'm 5' 9" 135 it is my fucking body type - leave me alone. Oh, and I box which let me tell you, makes for a totally lean body NOT SKINNY...lean - learn the word.
oh, shit, I just went a little batshit right there. sorry.
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The picture looks weird. It doesn't look like a normal person, really. The hip just really stands out as being odd. But, hey, if that's the real deal, well, egg on my face. Good job, Demi. Way to... be.
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