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bananaprincess
12/30/08

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amounts oops
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bananaprincess
12/30/08

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If you are worried you will have trouble breastfeeding just say this manta " I give and receive love in equal ammounts" Worked for me ! I think it wakes you up to the fact that you are pouring all this love out but you still should be asking for your vitamins/ water /rest etc. Yes Sarah ovamlord I am looking at you .
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SisterMaryMartha
12/29/08

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See this is weird, because I feel certain Regis mentioned his son the other day. What is going on?
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lalaland13
12/29/08

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Congrats, Pete. You have officially graduated with honors from the Joe Simpson School of Oversharing.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/29/08

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Fucking hell, this is what I meant to post:

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t-yo3
12/29/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Every time I see that trailer I keep thinking that the movie is a spoof of... I don't know, something. It seems to ridiculous, especially Clint and his growly voice. Also I keep calling the film San Merino, for some reason.
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t-yo3
12/29/08

@titilayo: so ridiculous, not to ridiculous.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/29/08

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Clint, you mean you're not being "edgy" in your acting anymore? This just screamed avant-garde to me:

(Sorry, I can't help it. It makes me laugh and I need that today.)
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
12/29/08

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I think Britney should call Johnny Depp up and ask him if she can borrow one of his islands for a month or two. I think she needs a break from people probing into her business all of the time.

I watched that little documentary thing on MTV and as much as I would like to be incredibly rich, I do no think I could handle the cameras in my face all of the time. It would creep me the fuck out and piss me off, especially if they messed with my fam.
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Tart of Darkness
12/29/08

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Promises needs publicity?
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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
12/29/08

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I kick a dude in the nads if he dissed my mad hot mammary production.

bastard.
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PilgrimSoul
12/29/08

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ugh, a huge cloud of emo joy is rising over Brooklyn at that Deschanel/Gibbard news. I like both of their music, but seriously, too twee, too twee!
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labeled
12/29/08

@PilgrimSoul: Twee?

et tu,PilgrimSoul, et tu?

I am going to confuse the fuck out of my kids when I pick this one up.
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water baby
12/29/08

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At least he didn't mention whether she was "fish" or "cheese."
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Mrs. Stephen Fry
12/29/08

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"The REPCA has started a "fact-finding exercise" to determine if Prince Edward struck his Labrador retriever after photos of him possibly hitting his dog with a walking stick surfaced. Buckingham Palace claims the prince was just waving his stick to break up a fight between his two dogs over a dead pheasant."

That should be the RSPCA. Not sure what the REPCA is?
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Annabellie
12/29/08

@Mrs. Stephen Fry aka MonkeySeeMonkeyDo: I don't know either, but I wish that I had a job where I could start "fact-finding exercises". They sound like fun.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

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Ahhhh, damn it! I have to channel my sister the midwife here and say: Why do we stigmatize breast milk as if it were some weird, alien thing?

So he's tasted it - so what? The lucky ones among us have all tasted breast milk. It's quite literally the most natural thing in the world (without any desire to hurt or offend fellow moms who have made the formula decision, or were forced to make the formula decision, as I myself had to when I started on pre-surgical meds that could have hurt my then-six month old baby, but had the undeniable advantage of saving my life).

Breasts! Not just for selling beer anymore!

/end rant/
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PinkSoxHat
12/29/08

@ellaesther: Tasting it and tasting it telling the press about it are two very different things.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@PinkSoxHat: Eh, I'm kind of the "if he can help normalize it for us, then, Pete, you go on with yo bad self" school. If that can be a school.
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PilgrimSoul
12/29/08

@ellaesther: Is calling it "weird" normalizing it though?
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Annabellie
12/29/08

@PilgrimSoul: Yeah, I think I wouldn't feel so annoyed if he'd said "Yeah, I tasted it, it was pretty good. No wonder the baby likes it." Instead, he's probably making lactating women feel worse because now they think that they taste/smell bad.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@PilgrimSoul: Well, no. But I'm too exhausted from all the other threads over the past few days to have seen it that way before you pointed it out...! Sigh.
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Snowbunny
12/29/08

@ellaesther: I'm cool with tasting it, I tasted a lot of it as a baby, but I'm not calling Star and bragging about it.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@Snowbunny: I still think, putting aside for the moment what PilgrimSoul and Annabellie pointed out (calling it "weird" really doesn't help), that talking about it is a step toward de-fetishizing it.

In fact, this is true for any "it," but we're talking about breast milk here, so: Why should anyone feel the need to *not* talk about it? It reminds me of my graduate school friend (male) who was horrified when confronted by a nursing mother on a bus.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/29/08

@ellaesther: As someone who probably won't be able to breastfeed, I feel more stigmatized by that inability than I think I would if I whipped out the breast in public. I always see people saying "it's so great your breastfeeding!" and it creates enormous anxiety about my probable inability to do what is perceived as best for my child.
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Snowbunny
12/29/08

@ellaesther: I don't avoid or seek out breast milk discussions, breast milk as a thing doesn't offend or intrest me really. I assume that will be different if I become a mom or, from what I've observed, an asshole of a man.
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Annabellie
12/29/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): I wasn't nursed and I turned out great! My teeth are perfect, I don't have any health problems and as far as I know my IQ is just fine.

Seriously, though, I hope no one will judge you for something that you can't do. If that does happen, send them my way and I'll eviscerate them.
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): Oh honey, don't even start going there! Everybody (every body) has to do what's right for them and their baby, and in a world (America) where one has access to clean water and high-quality formula -- particularly if (as you suggest) the mother actually can't breastfeed -- formula is a fine option. (cue angry La Leche Leaguers)

I got your back with your family, and I got it here, too! (and yes, this is yet another thing I've written about publicly, but I think I've done enough self-promotion lately.... I've had a very weird career).
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ellaesther
12/29/08

@Snowbunny: Wait, what? You might become EITHER a mom, OR an asshole of a man? I'm very confused.
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Snowbunny
12/29/08

@ellaesther: You never know what the future holds.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/29/08

@Annabellie: @ellaesther: You guys are awesome. Thank you. It's amazing how pregnancy brings out all the closet Judgy McJudgersons.
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undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
12/29/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (and the ovumlord of the rings): I wouldn't worry about that. Many babies are formula fed for various reasons and grow up healthy and intelligent. As for any breatfeeding-bonding myths, it's been shown that it's the fact that you hold the baby and play with the baby that's important, not what you feed him/her.
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Sting Stang Stung
12/30/08

@Snowbunny: if you can make such a transition without surgery, color me impressed.
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Snowbunny
12/30/08

@Stung: No, I'd probably need a surgery for getting either a baby or a penis, but I'm not afraid of the knife.
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Evie Havok
12/29/08

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Zooey marry Hunter. Now!
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Pocahaunted
12/29/08

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Zooey, I have loved you for a long time, but if this 'engagement to Ben Gibbard' is true then I'm afraid I will have to shank you. He is mine, bitch.
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TexasCrude
12/29/08

@littlebambi: God, I had it bad for his doughy self a couple years ago.
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Pocahaunted
12/29/08

@TexasCrude: It's not chub, it's where he stores the melodies!
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hellosunshine
12/30/08

@littlebambi: Step off, he's MINE. *throws hair in ponytail* *takes off earrings* *thumps fist* LET'S GO>
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