Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
Chris Brown Apologizes For Beating Rihanna
- Chris Brown has released a video apology for assaulting Rihanna. He says: "I've told Rihanna countless times and I'm telling you today that I am truly, truly sorry...
Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
Beyoncé Cries Foul On Her Screeching
- Beyoncé on her fake "screeching" recording:
Kelly And Donna Hit Up The West Beverly Sweethearts Dance
[New York, February 13. Image via WENN.]
Jennie & Tori: Bag Ladies
[Beverly Hills, February 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
New Beckham/Armani Briefs Advertisement Debuts
- Before we tackle today's inevitable layoffs, liquidations and bankruptcies, look at David Beckham. Look at semi-naked David Beckham. In his very important new Emporio Armani ad. Why, good morning to you, Dave. [People]
Beverly Hills 90210: Buckle Your Seatbelts, It's Going To Be A Bumpy Ride
[Los Angeles, February 2. Image via INF]
Jennie Garth's Girl: The Sprite Runner
[Los Angeles, December 2. Image via INF]
Live, From New York: It's Michael Phelps
- Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. Um, swimming skits? Will you watch if he's not bare-chested? Just asking. [Yahoo News]
- Lindsay Lohan responds to the stuff her dad's been saying: "He's out of control. I want him to stop hurting and talking to the media about the people I love." […
Did John Mayer Pull A John Mayer And Dump Jennifer Aniston?
- Did John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston break up? Sources say she's been dumped. Gah! An unnamed, possibly non-trustworthy, totally random source says: "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have…
Jessica & Tony Split; Joel Parties With Lindsay While Nicole Babysits
- Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo: Dunzo! [TMZ]
- OMG. Was Joel Madden flirting with Lindsay Lohan? Apparently Nicole Richie was home with the baby and Joel was out when Paris Hilton sent Nic a text: "Lindsay was all over Joel!" Nicole tried calling and Joel didn't pick up. Is this how it's gonna be? [Star]
- Lindsay Lohan's…
Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [The Sun]
- John…
Sources Swear Ashlee Simpson Is Knocked Up
- Remember how sources said Ashlee was knocked up and then Pete Wentz said she wasn't ? Now sources say Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and will get married next month at a private residence in Southern California. [People]
- Jessica Simpson is reportedly jealous of little sis Ashlee, since she's always wanted a baby and even…
Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On
- Cameron Diaz and Gerard Butler: Three dates in ten days. Touchy-feely everywhere. It's like, so on. Yeah, this is the kind of news that makes us ache inside. You, too? [Mirror]
- Neither Beyoncé nor Jay-Z have confirmed that they were married. But on stage in North Carolina on Saturday, Mary J. Blige (who is on tour…
A '90210' Hair Line! Why Didn't We Think Of That...15 Years Ago?
- Jennie Garth and Neve Campbell's hairdresser to shill line of hair care products in infomercials, natch. We think this sounds like an awesome idea... if it were 1992. [WWD, 1st item]
- Nicole Miller has created a new lingerie line which she's naming "3rd Date" since, we guess, that on the 3rd date people who actually…

