While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your…
Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?
Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea…
Miley Cyrus Might Become the New Half-Man on Two and a Half Men
Now that that incorrigible dickens Angus T. Jones has gone all bonky on us, it seems the producers of Two and One Half Men are scrambling to find a bonk-free replacement. And, according to a source, they're seriously considering Miley "Miley Cyrus's Haircut" Cyrus for the role. The role of Miley Cyrus's haircut will…
Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit
Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to…
Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You
Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during "99 Problems" at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president:…
Mortified Kristen Stewart Crawling into a Hole and Never Coming Out
Kristen Stewart has dropped out of Cali, the movie she was going to film with Alex Pettyfer, and will not show up to the premiere of On The Road. This is probably because her co-star in the Kerouac adaptation is Tom Sturridge, Friend Of R. Patz, which would admittedly be pretty awkward.
reps have once…Selma Blair Breastfeeds Her Son in Public, Doesn’t Give a Shit What Anyone Thinks
Some people think boobs are disgusting, unnatural and entirely unsuitable for public display, and this goes double time when some kid is going to town on them for milky sustenance. To these folk Selma Blair, aka Ursula Udders, delivers savage eye roll and says she doesn't care what they think when she lets her nipples…
Lindsay Lohan's Probation Is Almost Over, But Her Criminal Past Is Causing Trouble Already
In less than 24 hours, barring any last minute brushes with the law, Lindsay Lohan will be off probation for the first time in four years. That means no more morgue duty, no more court-ordered therapy, and no more jail time. She's looking to get back to work and start fresh, but it her criminal record is already…
After Five Straight Seasons of Partying, Jersey Shore's The Situation Heads to Rehab
It looks like The Situation finally got himself into one situation that he couldn't handle. A source has just revealed to TMZ that Mike Sorrentino, he of Jersey Shore ab fame, has checked into an inpatient rehab program for substance abuse problems. Well, this will certainly throw yet another wrinkle into the newest…
Lindsay Lohan May Now Add ‘Hit and Run Driver’ to her Diverse Résumé
It wasn't Lizzie Grubman bad, but it's still an average start to the day when you hit someone with your car outside of a club and immediately flee the scene – which is exactly what Lindsay Lohan did in the wee hours of the morning. Leaving Hollywood's Sayers Club sometime after midnight she got into a paprazzo jam…
Snoop Dogg Wakes Then Bakes Then Hangs Out With Jennie Garth
Today in Tweet Beat, Snoop Dogg had a productive day, that involved getting stoned, going on television, and taking a photo with Jennie Garth. Plus, Rachel Zoe actually doesn't know what to wear, one day of the year.
Larry King Has A Very Important Question
Today in Tweet Beat, Larry King struggles with one of life's big mysteries, Kylie Minogue has the best shoes, and Beverly Hills is giving the Kardashians the key to the city.
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Senior Citizen Asks Lindsay To Opera; Brooke Mueller Hospitalized
- Austrian Richard Lugner, a "quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearances on reality TV," has asked Lindsay Lohan to be his date for the Vienna Opera Ball next month.

