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    Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
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    Image of autoclavicle autoclavicle
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    Oh wow. I went to high school with the MySpace apartment trasher. I can't believe the story's gotten so far, the other day it was just on the local news! Apparently, she's moved across the country since she did that.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    01/07/09

    @autoclavicle: Wow. We had some girl in my graduating class who got brief news attention for shaving off all (ALL) her boyfriend's hair while he was sleeping as revenge for something. We should start a club or something...


    (I am still curious as to how he slept through haveing ALL his hair shaved off. I think the sleep must have been enhanced by alcohol or some such substance.)

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    @acrobaticrabbit: It's just a midweek mind-fart is all. I've read the SAME PAGE of this work document like 4 times and I STILL have no idea what it says cause I cannot focus.


    (Oh Jezegods, please give me back my ability to reply!)

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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    01/07/09

    @Crabby Cakes is playing Goldfish.: Send those Jezegods a message that we need more pictures of baby hedghogs STAT!
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    @acrobaticrabbit: That's a quote from the Myspace revenge story, not from the molester story.
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    My Purfekt Krime: Let Me Sho U It!
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    Oh MySpace apartment trasher, did Judge Judy teach you nothing?
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    As an criminal in Afghanistan, I for one am super happy that policewomen cannot wear guns and that extreme sexism exists. Often when caught in a crime, I merely point at her and scream "Prostitute!" By the time the confusion is resolved of who actually is the real criminal, I've already made my escape.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    01/07/09

    @Sophie (no longer) needs to study...celebrate!: I just can't understand it.
    Put women in a position to mediate between citizens as a legitimate law enforcement and then not arm her as you arm her male counterpart?
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    WE'RE IN UR SCHOOLZ

    FUCKIN AROUND ON JEZ WHEN TEACHER IS ON A SMOKE BREAK


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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/07/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: OMG! That's why they were banned, for misconduct...clearly!
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    01/07/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: FUNNY. CUTE. OVERLOAD.
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    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    The woman, believed to be aged between 16 and 20 years old, was stripped naked, gagged and tied to a truck loaded with firewood which was driven to a town dump and doused with petrol before being set alight, according to witnesses who saw the act near Mount Hagen in the Western Highlands.


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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    01/07/09

    @whatsergem: fuck. that shit is too awful.

    Superstition + groupthink = DISASTER.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    I don't trust anything that comes out of Brazil-- giant swords of meat, bikini waxes, Portuguese, Giselle Bunchen, or diet pills.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/07/09

    @morninggloria: By giant swords of meat coming from Brazil, are you simply talking about Brazilian doods?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/07/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): No, I'm talking about the crap they pull at Fogo de Chao.
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    Image of fulanita fulanita
    01/07/09

    @morninggloria: What about caipirinhas? Because nothing goes better with a giant sword of meat.


    The messed up part is that the pills totally work. Of course there had to be a catch.

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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/07/09

    @fulanita: No, the messed up part was that my first thought was "Hey if those work, can I get some?"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/07/09

    @fulanita: That drink has led to several hangovers. It always seems like such a good idea, and it never is, like wearing an animal print dress.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/07/09

    @fulanita: The only time I've ever gone home sick from work since grad school was tied directly to caipirhinas. Never again.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    01/07/09

    @morninggloria: The secret of the caiprinhia is to limit the ingestion. The rule I heard in Brazil is never drink more than 3. Then I would adjust that rule to my tolerance, which would mean I would never have more than 2.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/07/09

    @Lymed: When I lived in Brazil I used to go to this place where you would be near blackout after one. It was a large glass of cachaca (caipirinha) or vodka (caipiroska) or rum (caipirissima) with a bit of muddled fruit and some sugar. Basically, 8 shots and a 2 limes. God I miss that place.
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    01/07/09

    @morninggloria: Hey now, watch what you say about things that come from Brazil: [jezebel.com]
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    Image of OmarTheTerrible OmarTheTerrible
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    Actually, the hedgehog ban was a municipal ordinance, not a school ban.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    01/07/09

    @OmarTheTerrible: How would such a ban even come about about in the first place? Like, were instances of hedgehog attacks or something?
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    Image of LBB LBB
    01/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: The article said that people were afraid they carry disease.
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    Image of PacoHertez PacoHertez
    01/07/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara:


    I can see it now, some kid in his basement working on his science project unwittingly raises two hedgehogs with an insatiable hunger for carrots. Over the next two days Tango and Cash leave no survivors and are later found in the school cafeteria gorged on carrots.

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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    01/07/09

    @PacoHertez: More at 11...
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    squeee!



    how could you ban this?

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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/07/09

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: I love that it looks like he has his hands on his cheeks! So cute!
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    01/07/09

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: I think it must be because their heads are so big in relation to their bodies, but all these hedghog picture remind me of my actual baby!
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/07/09

    @Sukie in the Graveyard: OMG. The squeeing induced by that picture just sent my dog running into the other room -- and she's deaf! Ultrasonic squeeing, that's how cute the hedgehog is.
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    Image of whatsername whatsername
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    Afghani women don't need guns because they're really not interested in solving crime! Duh.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    Registering sex offenders seems to have more down than up side. Yes, the person was convicted of doing a horrible thing. And likely served time for it. That's not a license to beat them senseless.
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    Image of iloveastone iloveastone
    01/07/09

    @sportz.star: I'm so glad you said this. Yes, I understand you saw this guy talking to your daughter. I'm sure that is scary to think that your child could have been in danger unbeknownst to you.. However, I cannot see how she became an "internet heroine."
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/07/09

    @iloveastone: Oh, the interwebs where people love to celebrate the senseless beating of anyone who ever did anything wrong in their life ever.
    /snark.
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    01/07/09

    @sportz.star: Disclaimer: I certainly have no love for convicted pedophiles. But as an attorney, I have grave concerns about the idea of perpetual punishment. Slippery slope, people.
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    Image of The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet The Harlot Queen Likes The Word Strumpet
    01/07/09

    @Never_Nude: Plus, aren't most sex offenders not rapists and pedophiles? Aren't most of them idiots who were idiot teenagers who had sex with their equally idiot girl/boyfriends, teenagers who texted nude pics of themselves to other students, grade-school kids who played doctor with younger siblings, people caught flashing/streaking, had sex in the backseat of a car, solicited a prostitute, or were themselves prostitutes? I mean, I would support a registry of violent criminals, but the whole "sex offender" thing has gone waaaaaaaaay over board. I mean, it seems everybody is a sex offender nowadays.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/07/09

    @Athaliah: A lot of crimes fall under the "sex offense" statutes of local laws, so, in some sense, yes...


    I think there needs to be more distinctions made between someone "mooning" or urinating in public, and someone exposing themselves to children. Someone who actually has physical contact with another person of an unwanted sexual nature should be dealt with under a completely different manner. Intent can be measured many ways, and contact itself is probably the most damning.


    Part of the problem is also that these "notification" systems that list sex-offenders on websites, etc. - often do not detail the specifics of the conviction, charges, or even the date of the crime. This can lead to unwarranted harassment, which ultimately doesn't serve anyone. The cops end up having to arrest people who are doing their job for them, but poorly.

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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    01/07/09

    @sportz.star: Registering sex offenders has kept track of my step-dad who molested my sister. So I think it has a purpose. I think it might be best that only pedophiles should be registered and able to be tracked by families of the offended.
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    "A young woman in Papua New Guinea has been burned to death for her suspected involvement with sorcery."


    Oh my God! My time machine works! It's 1664!

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/07/09

    In reply to Female Cops In Afghanistan Test Gender Roles • Scorned Ex Posts Pictures Of Crime On MySpace
    she posted pictures of the damage on MySpace. •


    Girl, that's NOT how you finish up a "Since U Been Gone" moment!

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