Charlie Sheen Will Plead Guilty To Assaulting Wife, Won't Serve Jail Time

- Charlie Sheen is due in court today and his lawyer says he'll plead guilty to misdemeanor assault against Brooke Mueller. However thanks to a plea deal, he won't serve any time.
Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
This Is Your Cornfield On Coke
- What happens when you're high on coke and eluding cops in a cornfield? Some maize-y shit! [Daily Mail]
- Proving himself to be the poster child for special-needs reptiles everywhere, a one-eyed alligator attacked a golfer in Florida today. Both man and gator are doing fine. [CNN]
- Penguins used to be almost 5 ft tall!…
