sept 4, 2001
current mood: romantic!
currently listening to: sometimes when we touch, l. hill
met the dreamiest hamster(DH) today! DH and i cuddled in the woodchip pile. couldn't drag self away! he told me nobody has ever gotten him the way i do.
sept 13, 2001
current mood: uneasy
currently listening to: no one's going to love you more than i do, band of horses.
DH has a new lab partner (LP). she giggles too much. thinking of throwing her down garbage shoot. hahahahaha, just kidding.
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Sept 20, 2001
current mood: pleased
currently listening to: soundtrack from twin peaks: fire walk with me
so over it. they deserve each other. it's really a shame about his new incontinence issues, must be the new drug. how embarrassing for him!
Man, and I thought Oxytocin was merely responsible for my being an empty, loveless hooooor. Now it's responsible for the joy I feel when I see that the girls who picked on me in middle school still have perms (thanks, facebook!). Thanks, oxytocin!
@badmutha: I was wondering too how they identified schadenfreude in hamsters. Maybe they ran a little faster in their wheel when another hamster had its alfalfa stolen? Maybe they gleefully knocked their little hamster-ball against someone's shins?
That explains the aggressive ass kickery of the University of Tennessee Lady Volunteers... they must be super jealous of all of the other teams that they play. Before each game, head coach Pat Summitt shows them computer rendered images of the other team holding hands with their boyfriends and driving really nice cars and getting highly positive write ups in Sports Illustrated.
@Notes from the underwhelmed: There is really nothing quite like that soft, warm glow of satisfaction listening to their incoherent apologies and explanations, is there?
@Notes from the underwhelmed: I appear to be missing the jealousy center in my brain too; I'd like to think I'm saving up all my oxytocin for the first animal intruder who enters my home.
@NotChoinski: Oxytocin not oxycontin. Oxytocin is a hormone. Some abstinence only proponents claim that having sex before marriage screws you up because it messes with your oxytocin levels.
@Lymed: Oxytocin certainly does bond people "inappropriately" sometimes . . . I support premarital everything, but sleeping with someone you know you don't like or would normally deplore is emotionally risky for this reason. The hormone can cause a person to feel attached to someone more than they may want to be. If the dabbler is aware of oxytocin's effects, it can help stave off too much relevance being attached to unexpected or unwanted post-coital feelings.
God, I hate this shit. One of my friends from Sydney moved to New York and her crazy 50 year old professor from college who had a sudden obsession tracked down her new cell number, her work number, her address in the US and bombarded her with calls and presents. She changed all her numbers and within a few months he had ALL her new numbers and addresses. We don't even know how he did it, but I'm guessing it was the Internet.
@frankie22: The internet isn't magic. He probably managed to find it through the college, scools are notoriously lax about personal information among professors.
I work everyday with (actual) private investigators, and I'm constantly creeped out by some of the "toys" PIs have, especially the latest one we featured - a reverse peephole device that lets you look IN peepholes.
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I also want to know that if we can invent all this shit, why has no one tried to market the shooting bras that the Fembots had in Austin Powers? Not that I would USE it..but I would just feel better knowing its out there.
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sept 4, 2001
current mood: romantic!
currently listening to: sometimes when we touch, l. hill
met the dreamiest hamster(DH) today! DH and i cuddled in the woodchip pile. couldn't drag self away! he told me nobody has ever gotten him the way i do.
sept 13, 2001
current mood: uneasy
currently listening to: no one's going to love you more than i do, band of horses.
DH has a new lab partner (LP). she giggles too much. thinking of throwing her down garbage shoot. hahahahaha, just kidding.
:|
Sept 20, 2001
current mood: pleased
currently listening to: soundtrack from twin peaks: fire walk with me
so over it. they deserve each other. it's really a shame about his new incontinence issues, must be the new drug. how embarrassing for him!
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That said, my Wordpress stats assure me that several people Google my real name every single day. It is not an even remotely common name.
What do they want? WHOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAARE THEEEEEEEEEY?
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But then again my own boring life is an open book. Stalkers have no fun with me because I post almost everything online anyway.
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Crazy.
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Not that I would USE it..but I would just feel better knowing its out there.