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    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    10:30 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    09:18 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    Image of lafleur lafleur
    09:27 PM

    @unclevanya: Yes, the Oprah channel. Where it's all about Oprah, all the fucking time.
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    09:34 PM

    @unclevanya: Thank you for that.
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    09:36 PM

    @unclevanya: Thank you. The woman is not retiring. Instead of being on one hour a day and distributing one magazine a month, she will now have an entire 24-hour cable channel on which to proselytize.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    09:08 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    Image of Anna Anna
    09:00 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08:51 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    08:46 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08:31 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    08:13 PM

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    08:30 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    08:48 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    09:36 PM

    @TexasCrude: Although I adore Oprah with 95% of the fibers of my being, that scenario is both hilarious and plausible.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Their will be no Friends movie because everyone's too busy?

    Kudrow please. I saw David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc stealing day-old bagels out of the Dunkin Donuts dumpster yesterday. Just make the damn movie! It's a hand-UP, not a hand-OUT. #johnmayer
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    YOU MISSED THE PART ABOUT THE GILMORE MOVIE

    From the article:
    "[...]is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. "Anything can happen," she insists. "I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

    "If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’" she adds. "I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into."" #johnmayer
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I always get confused when I read items about Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher because I always think it's about Carrie Fisher. #johnmayer
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I don't know if anyone listens to the Ricky Gervais podcast, but the comment about eating willy made me think immediately of the Karl Pilkington remix, "I could eat a knob at night." #johnmayer
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    Hi Chris,

    Please go away. I know that probably sounds harsh, but hear me out. I saw your new video on MTV the other day and you know what I thought? I thought, "well, that explains all his public apologies." Yes, it seems less that you are really contrite and more that you are trying to sell a new album.

    You know who else has a new album coming out? Rihanna. Yes, the ex-girlfriend who you brutally assaulted. You will be competing against her on the charts. Do you see how that could look badly?

    You say that you want to work on yourself, than work on yourself. I mean away from the cameras. Do your soul searching in private. Spend the time in therapy. Travel a bit. Learn to meditate. Devote yourself to a worthy cause. Just step away from the spotlight, please.

    If you are worried about your career, you shouldn't be. If there is one thing the public love more than a fallen celebrity, it is a reformed fallen celebrity.

    Of course, this all assumes that you are truly remorseful. If you really are giving out public apologies for the sake of your upcoming album, well, feel free to disregard this note.

    Sincerely,

    Sputnik Sweetheart #johnmayer
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: co-signed. #johnmayer
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    11/16/09

    In reply to John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
    I was gonna make a joke about it but then I just started to feel really sad that Chris Brown associates violence with love like that. #johnmayer
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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