Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, reversal of fortune is imminent.
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For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gates here. Then I realized she was talking about her husband. Who the heck calls their partner by their initials? (I realize that now that I've typed this, some Jezebel will respond telling me that they do, in fact, call their partner by their initials, it's the law of internet)
@token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
@booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
@Grrrlfriend: Oh, I totally see it. At first, I thought it was kind of icky that his stand-up was really dirty, but then I realized, hey, it's not his fault he will forever be associated with the Olsen Twins and he's pretty damn funny. I feel the same way about Ed O'Neil (AKA Al Bundy). #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
When I was bopping around to Jody Watley in 1987, singing "I'm looking for a new love baby", little did I know that decades later she'd be the one of the saner celebs around. She's proof that insane hairstyles and giant earrings to not cause brain damage, no matter what one's mom said. #fullhousetwitter
@sassyredhead: Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Cuz the dick towels are gross out of context but in the context of the show, it just slays me. #fullhousetwitter
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I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.
Sorry for yelling :). #fullhousetwitter
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OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
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Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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