The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this.
The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
On last night's episode, Holly Montag danced at another open-bar party, leading everyone to believe she's an out-of-control drunk. Stephanie Pratt stepped in to "call her out on her bullshit" in what was supposed to be an intervention.
Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
Heidi & Spencer Stage Intervention For Holly Montag
On last night's The Hills, Heidi's sister Holly got drunk at an art opening and then did the robot-dance, embarrassing friends and family alike. Heidi and Spencer stepped in to confront Holly about her "problem."
Gerard's Not With Jen; Mackenzie Slept With Mick
- Gerard Butler is not, repeat, not dating Jennifer Aniston.
Nicole Gives Birth; Katherine Is Adopting; Casey Fired Over Weight
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have welcomed their second child. She announced on her website, "In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009, Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born." [Us]
Lindsay Questioned Over Missing Jewels (Again); Joe Wanted For Assaulting Brody's Girlfriend
- Guess what? Lindsay Lohan borrowed $2 million worth of jewels from Beverly Hills store XIV Karats and never returned them.
