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♥ dosido☮
12/24/08

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That is some seriously inappropriate touching between two teenage siblings at 00:35. Somebody needs to yank that to a screeching halt.
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iloveastone
12/23/08

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That kid who voted for Juicy Fruit is exercising his democratic rights with the same sophistication as the Minnesota voter that wrote in Lizard Man.

Also, I'm putting in my vote for Joesephine the Duggar.
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FuryOfFirestorm
12/23/08

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I nominate Jonbonjovi

I was going to nominate Jewel, but this kid doesn't have some seriously fucked up teeth...
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prestocaro fears the culling
12/24/08

@FuryOfFirestorm: ... yet
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SharonTaint
12/23/08

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Oh yeah. Journey. Totally, totally go for that.
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The Queen of No
12/23/08

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Wow, that was a SERIOUS eye-roll.
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TheAngryBeaver
12/23/08

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Jabberwocky.
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prestocaro fears the culling
12/24/08

@TheAngryBeaver: YES! or Jabberjaw.
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OK_NiceLegs (formerly: thevickinator)
12/23/08

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Jinger DID TOTALLY GIVE THE 'BISH PLEAZE'LOOK!!! To her creepy brother and sister-in-law, who were totes sitting together, all touching, lap-to-groin- eww. Their practically doin' it. (at least in homeschool mindset).
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
12/23/08

@thevickinator: Heck, so far as those kids probably know, that could be how babies are made. *Headdesk*
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yumyummaybud
12/23/08

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Dad creeps me out - control freakery in the name of Jesus. He probably forces himself on her tired carcass and tells her it's God's will.
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addywisbef
12/23/08

@yumyummaybud:

Did you notice he made his wife--who was in labor-- wait while he had his Grand-Slam-Pre-Birth Breakfast? Michelle even had another woman on deck to cook it!
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SisterMaryMartha
12/23/08

@addywisbef: that made me really angry.

"JimBob always likes to have himself a big breakfast before we go the hospital when I am in labor."

all I could think was, DICK.
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SisterMaryMartha
12/23/08

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Oh no wait- also awesome moment? Was when JimBob speaks seriously about how music can control you and so he carefully monitors how much the children are exposed to any music.

Dude. He is stomping out their natural joy.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/23/08

@SisterMaryMartha: Yeah, music totally controlled me to the extent that I hold 3 degrees from a major university in it and now use it toearn my paycheck.

That shit is dangerous, folks. Don't let music sneak up on your children!
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dirtybee
12/23/08

@SisterMaryMartha: I'd kill to see all 18 doing the Macarena 24/7 at the same time. That would probably stop the baby factory to a screeching halt.
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SisterMaryMartha
12/23/08

@Gretchen: My parents sent me to a private Christian school- wherein I had to sign a contract- on threat of expulsion- that I would not listen to "secular music" and that I wouldn't dance, unless it was "for the Lord."
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dirtybee
12/23/08

@SisterMaryMartha: So I'm guessing pole-dancing to "Stairway to Heaven" wouldn't count?
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Lin-Z [linguist on duty]
12/23/08

@dirtybee: Well everyone glorifies god in their own way...
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JinxyMcDeath
12/23/08

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Sorry, I love this family. They seem genuine and I don't think we should be so afraid of religious people. It's only scary when they force us to be religious, too...otherwise, they are raising really well-behaved smart kids.

And I really don't care how many kids they want to have, as long as they can afford them without state help...it's really none of our business what this woman decides to do with her body. These kids are NOT being neglected...

We stand up for when women who are told when and where to have children, why is this any different?
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SisterMaryMartha
12/23/08

@JinxyMcDeath: Well Jinxy, what really disturbs me are some of the religious constraints. I was raised in a fairly extreme home- and knew others that were even more so. I just don't believe that kind of restriction is the best.

But you're right, it is none of my business.
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Cerridwen
12/23/08

@JinxyMcDeath: You know, they can do whatever they want, as long as their religious convictions do not have negative impacts on the rest of the population. Michelle Duggar can have babies until her uterus falls out, if she wants to. It is her body. BUT the kind of extreme anti-birth control stance these people take concerns me in terms of public health issues.
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richcreamerybutter
12/23/08

@JinxyMcDeath: Their family is partially funded by handouts. He has declared their home a "church," so they are tax-exempt. My tax dollars are supporting their blatant, unfettered baby making hobby, so I do consider this a handout.
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JinxyMcDeath
12/23/08

@richcreamerybutter: Not true. They don't pay property tax, but they still pay taxes.
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richcreamerybutter
12/23/08

@JinxyMcDeath: They receive plenty of handouts. The materials and labor for their home were largely donations.
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JinxyMcDeath
12/23/08

@richcreamerybutter: Which has nothing to do with you. Did you give them lumbar for their house? Do you think that the people who did CHOSE to do so?

Choose a battle that you're specifically effected by and let the other ones do as they please...
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wankster
12/23/08

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Why are the newlyweds dressed alike? Creepy.
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EdnasEdibles
12/23/08

@wankster: That is way creepy. There's also something vaguely weirdly creepy about the way he's holding his wife. Why are they there? Why do they think that "name picking ceremony for mom's 18th child" is a good time to cuddle?
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nex0s
12/23/08

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Did you see how after the engaged kids said they "hadn't chosen their letter yet", how the sister closest to them just rolled her eyes? Too too funny. I wonder which one that is. Rebel!
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clevernamehere
12/23/08

@nex0s: Its Jinger, she always seems the most likely to escape.
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hfree
12/23/08

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Do you think Jordyn won because it's at the top of the list? If pops wanted Julie so badly he should have moved it up.
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katevsmothra
12/23/08

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Did anyone see where the older daughters gave the new sister in-law the "bish plz"?
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SisterMaryMartha
12/23/08

@katevsmothra: YES.
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devilchyld22
12/23/08

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I kind of want to see this, just so I can see what kind of birth she is actually having. (Before I knew it was a c-section)

At this point you'd think it'd be rather painless and would move along pretty quickly.
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