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    ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?

    Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    i never really liked jennifer, she squealled too much and overused 'like' and 'totally' which generally grated on my nerves. and she always looks like shes trying to catch flies in her mouth in her pictures.

    ive been team nicole from the first episode, but laura has always been my second favorite. i think nicole SHOULD win and has more potential, but i wont be upset either way (as much as one can get upset over the results of a mediocre reality tv show). i think i like nicole because she seems really determined and thoughtful, but isn't arrogant (like erin was). #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Huh. Still the weirdest show on t.v. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @OneTwoPunch: I don't know about that. I watched the premiere episode of a "Bachelor"-style show called "A Double Shot at Love" where bisexual identical twins tried to find a boyfriend or girlfriend for each of them. The contestants were brought onto the program in crates labeled "BOYS" and "GIRLS" that were dangled from helicopters. The twins took turns talking to the contestants the first night, wearing the same dress and leading the contestants to believe that there was only one woman they were competing for. At the end of the evening they did a Big Reveal.

    It was so bizarre I got too uncomfortable watching it to follow the series. (And I'll watch "Celebrity Rehab" and "Tool Academy," just so you get an idea of where my trash-TV comfort level lies.) #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/13/09

    @cirocco: Ha! Maybe because I live in the sexual playground that is NYC, but sexuality (and shows about variants on sex) doesn't really freak me out.

    Tyty and her Zoolander crew with their obscure model-speak and freaky drag outfits are sometimes too embarrassing for me to watch.

    Because unlike the shows you mentioned above, these people are NOT acting—they exist here in Manhattan in a highly select fashion strata of society and this is how they really behave. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I like Laura as a person and all but... her photo was absolutely awful. I know they set it up every season to make a certain girl (usually the most boring IMHO) win the competition, but wow... they couldn't have found a better shot of Laura? She had MAJOR crazy eyes in that photo, it sure wasn't pretty.
    And I know for damn sure Nicole had a much better picture than the one they picked somewhere in her reel. I get fed up of the manipulation... though I should just expect it by now.

    WEAK, Tyra, just WEAK.
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I know Erin's a bitch, but I reckon she's the only one who has a chance to make it in the high-end modelling world. She's got such a strong look, she's an individual. Isn't that what fashiony-types like? #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @Diziet_Sma: I actually fond myself thinking: 'wow, maybe bloodyeyeball will actually be the first ANTM to actually have a career' then I remembered she can't walk. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    Bloody Eyeball and Laura! I squeed!

    I have to root for Laura, though. She's just so... so... LAURA! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): This is /tyravoice/ the.first.time.in.top.model.history. /endtyravoice/ that I've loved both of the finalists! Nicole is awkwardly adorable and yes, the only word for Laura's Lauraness is....Laura! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @FattyCatty: I totally agree. And love the tyra voice used, this makes me happy and confuses me at the same time, usually my favourites get cut far to early and never ever win. I may spend the day over-enounciating every. single. word. I. say. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @FattyCatty: I tweeted pretty much this same thing (tyravoice and all) after the episode ended last night. I am just PSYCHED that at this point, I don't care who wins, because it's going to be one of the two that I've been rooting for since episode 1 no matter what! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    I can't believe my favorites are actually the last two standing! If this meant something in the real world, I'd be happy for them. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    The "hula hip-hop" was ridiculous. There wasn't any integration of the two dance styles, just hula to hula music followed by a record-scratch sound effect and hip-hop to hip-hop music. And the hip-hop resembled stripper moves more than anything else. It was stupid even by ANTM standards. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): I fast-forwarded that shit. Couldn't handle the awkward. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    In reply to ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
    To be fair to Laura, Jennifer didn't really use "coveted" in the right context. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @EsmereldaFitzmonster: Maybe she really wants to own it. #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/12/09

    @morninggloria: Ah yes. While she did not succeed as America's Next Top Model, she may succeed as America's Next Top Hotel Mogul! #americasnexttopmodelhulahiphop
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    No, no. I just... no. I really can't stand either of these guys. I've never found their vibe positive. The closest it gets is cloyingly sweet, and even when they are being cloyingly sweet, there is an undercurrent of bitch and snark. And not in a good way, like "This bitch has my back" but rather "This bitch is a bitchety bitch to everyone, including his mom." I refuse. I refuse!
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    11/19/08

    @AnnieGetYourFun: I get annoyed with them in large doses. They seem like they are playing a sterotype of a gay guy. I hate that these kinds of shows reinforce that view of gay men. Not all of them act like this.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    This show should be titled "How Not to Pose". I can't wait.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Heh, heh. I liked to get plucked from obscurity. Heh.
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    11/19/08

    @badmutha: I plucked your mom from obscurity....
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    This sounds like what I wished Queer Eye for the Straight Girl could be, but it never was. The best part of the original Queer eye was that all the guys were total disasters. All the girls they found to makeover pretty much had it together save insufficient cosmetics and poor dress-for-your-body skills.


    I love "What Not to Wear" but I have high hopes for these two. Except, I thought they hated eachother?

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    11/19/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: Oh - hash the dirt!
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    They should start in former ANTM contestant Hannah's town in Alaska, as, according to her, the entire state lacks television, escalators, shopping malls, skyscrapers, horseless carriages, and Jews.
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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: You mean "it's more traditional"
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: I'm gonna guess they're short on the likes of Mr. and Miss J, too. Which is all the more reason to send them out there. Queer black divas FTW!
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    11/19/08

    @Mkp-hearts-nyc: well, 'cause it's real America.
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    11/19/08

    @jemandtheholograms: and they can see Russia from their homes.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    I love Miss J.
    He should have a show without Jay M.
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Please lord, yes. I'm just not into Jay Manuel. Also his hair makes me angry. I hate the color and hate gel on principle.
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I would totally love to spend the day shopping and learning how to walk with Miss J. But only if he promised to be nice. I think he can be kind of a mean girl.
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    11/19/08

    @BeckySharper: First of all, you KNOW Miss J refers to himself and every gay man as She. Which I LOVE. But is totally bitchy. I bet he is witty and pretty and GAAAAY. Oh right. WE knew that part. But seriously- I bet he is actually quite kind to the average person.


    @r.n. spy hearts robert downey, jr.: Everything about Jay M is wrong, starting with his EGO.

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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: @r.n. spy hearts robert downey, jr.: Jay M. just does not have the same intrinsic, God-and-Goddess-given fabulousness as Miss J. Miss J can wear the most completely messed-up, laughable outfits and still look totally awesome. Whereas Mr. Jay just spikes his hair and I'm all "bish plz."
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    11/19/08

    @BeckySharper: That is it! Jay M is all trying to be what Miss J naturally is.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Seriously, she's Batman to his Robin. No one tunes in for Robin.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
    Its a good thing I am not going to be on this show because the editors would be super busy cutting out all the footage of me asking if I can touch their hair.
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