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Tue Dec 22
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12/21/09
But I was struck by how naturally gorgeous Jessica Simpson looked with no makeup and a burning thingie in her ear. Go, girl!
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If MY hairdresser gave me an ear-candle kit, you bet your ass I'd be on YT with it. WTF, who wouldn't?
Shit, I remember one awesome Jez editor talking about garlic up her candydish for.. uh, scientific purposes, and another recounting a 5day romance with a lost tampon... but Jessica Simpson gets the "Wtf are you posting this shit for?" treatment?
Over the hate, I say. Unless its girl hate just for the sake of girl hate.
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first of all, best wishes for your engagement.
now, I know you are somewhat traditional, but I just wanted to ask you as a friend not to adopt your fiancee's name once you are married. You seem to work hard and have a nice story but I'm afraid you are no Carrie Fisher.
love, Lucy
12/21/09
Dear Mr. Henry,
I am also sorry for those people. It would take a high degree of stupidity to misunderstand what you very clearly said.
Alwayswrite
PS - you're an asshat
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I don't want to project that this was the case for Murphy. In fact, it didn't even cross my mind until I started reading media this morning. But I can't ignore the culture radiating through this industry that is so totally damaging. And we all feed into it. It's just sad. Really sad.
I am a reasonably intelligent 30 year old and I am still not past the point where I am tempted to be a vulnerable, self-destructive, wasting away kind of person. It's almost like society worships this kind of female being who needs to be saved, but only when she is whip thin, doe-eyed or conforms to any kind of superficial way. It's super distressing.
I think I might just be taking this personally, but having known people with EDs whose hearts have stopped and so many people with drug problems, I just know that even if it turns out that this is what happened with Murphy, none of them, none of us will take anything from it in any real way. And things will just go back to being the same.
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The more this day has progressed, the sadder I've gotten about this.
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It is astounding how many of these boundaries lift when you are rich and famous. Suddenly drugs are every where, done by everyone and money is no issue. You have people paid to cover your indiscretions. Who would not develop some sort of raging habit given those conditions?
12/21/09
Like you, if I was in that biz, I wish I could say I'd buck the system, but I know I would cave.
12/21/09
And fuck me, I'd miss you if you weren't around. Even strangers on the internet love you, so it's time to give yourself a break, okay?
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I mostly remember being very disappointed.
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An investigation on Wikipedia does inform me that the director's cut was released on DVD in 2006 with about 50 minutes of footage added to the theatrical release, which might go a long way towards restoring best-ness.
12/21/09
Take back what you said! Take it back!
12/21/09
Santa, to the interwebz!
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And now I'm going to have to investigate this director's cut thingy too. 20 years on, I feel like I'm ready to watch it again and be stunned by the earth-shaking cinematic genius once more.
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you know what they say about "with friends like that ..."
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12/14/09
Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
Having been charged and convicted of a crime doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
Having to complete community service doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
Having to undergo anger management classes doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
Having to "apologize" in the media for his wrongs doesn't get Chris Brown's attention.
But a WalMart in Connecticut not carrying his cd, that DOES get his attention! Glad to know something works. Maybe now he will realize there are consequences for his actions.
12/14/09
12/14/09
Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe Nicole Kidman LIKES acting and LIKES being in movies in the same sense that he LIKES stalking and invading the privacy of celebrities?
Yes, I understand that if a celebrity is going out in a public place it's likely that they are going to be photographed. But what gave this dog the right to bug her house? I'm fairly certain that's illegal and borderline stalking.
Just because you're lucky enough to make it in Hollywood doesn't mean that you should expect that you're going to have your home violated or your child stalked.
12/15/09
I really want to start a paparrazzi stalking group. We'd bug them, take unflattering photos, make them fear for their and their family's safety. Make their lives hell. And when they complain, we'd say, "oh, but you were wearing a short skirt!"
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But he hurt people, including his children, by what he did to our mom and stepmom. So I believe there can be forgiveness, if not forgetting. Here's hoping the crazy kids can have a semi-happy ending on par with what happened to my family. It CAN happen.
12/14/09
Every time you copy and paste this quote, an angel gets its wings.