John Mayer Is 'The Kenny Powers of Twitter'

In today's Tweet Beat, John Mayer is back with a vengeance, Khloe Kardashian and Evan Rachel Wood are listening to TLC (but not together), and Judy Gold and Jay Baruchel have gas (but not together). » 1/31/14 7:30pm 1/31/14 7:30pm

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old fuck den:

Tila Tequila Signs Up For Celebrity Rehab, Lindsay Returns To L.A.,…