In today’s Tweet Beat, Ariana Grande is coming down with something, Abbi Jacobson wonders about My Best Friend’s Wedding, and the always exceptional looking Jax Taylor has some unsolicited grooming advice for women.
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
The greatest romance of our generation—that of Vanderpump Rules British DJ/busboy/Kristen punching bag James and the maybe sometimes escort/SUR hostess Lala—crashed and burned Monday night in a highly appropriate fashion.
Vanderpump Rules is back for a 4th season, thank god—do not tell me what happens, I have not had a chance to watch yet—but unfortunately, along with this perfect Bravo specimen comes toadlike sex villain Jax “I Never Banged Fucking Jax” Taylor, neck ever-widening, buttons ever-lowering.
In today’s Tweet Beat, DJ Ansolo gives some extremely important advice, Sarah Silverman is a gentleman, and Jax goes to Coachella and if Kara doesn’t find him her coworkers will be VERY upset.
In this week's Tweet Beat, Amy Schumer gets felt up by the Broad City girls, Ray J. responds to a feud, and everybody should drop everything and go meet up with Jax Taylor at Duke's Malibu.
We already know Jax Taylor used to be roomies with Channing Tatum before becoming a bartender at Sur / lifelong reality TV star. Good gig if you can get it. But in Monday night's episode, "Tears Over Miami," we got the skinny on Jax's seemingly homoerotic backstory in a very tabloidy storyline.
Fans of Jax Taylor of Vanderpump Rules fame will be pleased to learn that he is coming out with a line of men and women's sweaters. He also apparently has a dating book in the works, if you'd like to take advice from a man who got a woman's name tattooed on him after they broke up in an attempt to woo her.
