• Jennifer Aniston has a message for Bill O'Reilly, who recently attacked her after she acknowledged the concept of single motherhood.

Standing outside of the Ziegfeld theater, where security directed me away from the tent-covered, poster-lined impenetrable red carpet, I realized: This movie is a big deal. Bestseller! Huge stars! Julia Roberts.

OMFG it's here. Eat, Pray, Love premiered last night at NYC's Ziegfeld Theatre. And while I regret to inform you Franco was MIA, there was enough star-power and eye-candy — sartorial or otherwise — to please the most discerning seeker.

• This morning, Radar posted a photo which was purportedly taken hours after Mel Gibson punched Oksana Grigorieva in the mouth. However, her dentist says the photo has been doctored, casting doubt onto her abuse claims.

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem — who played a volatile couple in Vicky Cristina Barcelona — had an intimate wedding earlier this month that we're only hearing about just now.

• Uh-oh! Alicia Keys fell while performing on stage.

The newly-released international trailer for Eat Pray Love is shorter than the U.S. one, which somehow means less plaintiveness and an actual line or two for Javier Bardem. More of him, please. [YouTube, Earlier]

• Jessica Biel reportedly wants to start having kids with boyfriend Justin Timberlake:

[Cannes, May 23. Image via x17.]

[Cannes, May 17. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Los Angeles, January 24. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Bali, October 25. Image via Splash.]

• Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are engaged, according to a source, who also reports, "They tried to keep it very private and quiet" (and apparently aren't succeeding). Some suspect this rumored engagement may be related to her rumored pregnancy.

• Kate Gossselin will be going after Jon Gosselin for "raiding" their joint bank account.

[Madrid, October 1. Image via INF]

• Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:

• Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:

• Jon Gosselin has been hanging out in the Hamptons with Star reporter Kate Major. At the home of Michael Lohan. "Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says. [E!, People]

• Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying: