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    Image of Bob Bob
    10/09/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    Oh, hello, Buster. Here's a candy bar. No. I'm withholding it. Look at me. Getting off!
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    Dodai promoted this comment Bob was starred Bob was unstarred
    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    10/09/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    And that's why you dont use a one-armed person to scare someone!
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    Dodai promoted this comment FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/09/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    It's hot water... but it smacks of ham!
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    10/09/09

    @Ultraprison!: I'm calling it 'hot ham water'!
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    Image of bringafajita bringafajita
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had."
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    argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? promoted this comment bringafajita was starred bringafajita was unstarred
    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    10/09/09

    @bringafajita: "This is a very serious accusation."
    "Well, I did not find their buffoonery amusing!"
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    argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? was starred argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? was unstarred
    Image of TheLemon TheLemon
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "I've made a huge mistake."
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    bookling promoted this comment TheLemon was starred TheLemon was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    What do you think I meant when I said "there's always money in the banana stand"?
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    meritxell: an erotic life was starred meritxell: an erotic life was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    that's not what a chicken sounds like
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "I'm enjoying this conversation.........NOT."
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    LuvEwan was starred LuvEwan was unstarred
    Image of Alexis Alexis
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "I understand, you have lock that down."
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    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    That old claptrap?
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    bluebears promoted this comment Gumbina80 was starred Gumbina80 was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    @Gumbina80: get rid of the seaward.
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    Edited by bluebears at 10/08/09 7:22 PM bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of LuvEwan LuvEwan
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    10/08/09

    @LuvEwan: I knew he was a never nude.
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    ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was starred ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) was unstarred
    Image of Gumbina80 Gumbina80
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: Do you think he's on the phone with his analrapist?
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    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    HA, yeah like the guy in the $30,000 suit is going to pick up the guy in $5 shirt.

    COME ON!
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    bluebears promoted this comment SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was starred SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    @SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes: they're laughing with me Micheal!
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    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of bluebears bluebears
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    Bees?
     Reply
    bluebears was starred bluebears was unstarred
    Image of lonewolfer: lusty trollop lonewolfer: lusty trollop
    10/08/09

    @bluebears: Beads.
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    bluebears promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of JohanPaladin JohanPaladin
    10/08/09

    @lonewolfer: Beads?
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    bluebears promoted this comment JohanPaladin was starred JohanPaladin was unstarred
    Image of sisipie sisipie
    10/08/09

    @JohanPaladin: GOB's not on board.
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    bluebears promoted this comment sisipie was starred sisipie was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "Yes, but will you be bringing your tiny teddy?"
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    Edited by Tippi Hedren at 10/08/09 6:55 PM Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    10/08/09

    In reply to "I Don't Know Anything About Burning Down A Banana Stand."
    "Her?"
     Reply
    bluebears promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of jaydock jaydock
    10/08/09

    @ClementinedeWinter:
    "Look at who's on that hog in the rearview mirror!"
    "George Michael!"
    "What?"
    "...Three hours to Legoland."
     Reply
    Maritsa promoted this comment jaydock was starred jaydock was unstarred
    Image of Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini
    09/05/09

    In reply to Sandra Saves Ryan's Marriage, Lady Gaga Finds Happiness, And Paula Abdul Wants To "Destroy" American Idol
    Tim Gunn is so classy. It's refreshing to see a genuinely kind, intelligent, articulate person in a role of power in any sector of pop culture. I also want him to be my uncle.
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