Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning."
Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
The croc store is going to smell like a rubbery, rubbery hell. Why must they ruin the air quality?! WHY?!
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H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I've noticed that as well. I used to have no problem wearing the-cheaper-the-better clothes, but now I look like a trollop in them. #lindsaylohan
After the Anna Sui mess -- those clothes were cute, but so poorly made as to be destroyed on the hangers before they could be purchased, I'm giving up on designers for Target lines. #lindsaylohan
@I, Zombie Normal: Aie, it is the first of the snake-human hybrids! Run for your lives, humans! You cannot survive against the Serpentine Horde! #lindsaylohan
I hear you, Linda. I grew up in New Jersey and 30 miles away, there was this farm with chickens. And once, when I was six, my parents took me to a petting zoo and I saw some chickens. Another time, I watched the film "Chicken Run" and one time...
So yeah, you could say that I know a lot about chickens too. #gettypic
@Tchotchke: when I was growing up there was a horse farm right behind my house, and I could see the horses roaming around in the farmers fields. Once in a while, my brothers and I would walk over and feed them apples and carrots. I'm pretty much an equine expert. #lindsaylohan
@ideas of light: And here I was thinking, "sinecure," how apt.
Because that's the level of actual celebrity involvement I assume for most celebrity namesake clothing lines. But I am a grouch; frozen head hats are way more fun. #lindsaylohan
Perhaps stylist Robert Verdi has been denied tickets to fashion shows because the Fashion World doesn’t want the rest of us to realise they actually have gay people working in it, let alone gay men. Or it could just be that he isn’t important enough to warrant one right now. As Heidi says, one moment you're in, the next you're out.
I'm kind of disappointed in Tim Gunn after those Lohan comments. I'm not a huge Lindsay fan, but didn't he just say what a pleasure it was to have her on PR? It just seems kind of below him to talk bad about people.
@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I don't blame him. It comes across harsh but fashion people are always too blunt. Ungaro replaced a talented designer who has trained and worked in the industry for years with a celebrity who is not known for her work ethic. It is really insulting to fashion designers, etc to see this kind of spectacle.
@bitchney: I know they got rid of the designer, but is Lohan replacing him? I thought she had some other, more random role. Like some sort of promoter.
@cate3710: I am sure she won't do more than be late to / blow off meetings and smoke cigarettes. They have a "designer" who will do all of the work while this trainwreck gets the credit. I would expect this from Bebe or something, not at a venerable fashion house.
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Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
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H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
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As I get older, I've noticed I can no longer wear H&M, Topshop etc. Cheap clothes look, well, cheap on me. #lindsaylohan
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@I, Zombie Normal: This just in, I am a moron. #lindsaylohan
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They need to fire that photo editor or his/her boss, this is bordering on joke territory. #lindsaylohan
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So yeah, you could say that I know a lot about chickens too. #gettypic
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Although maybe there's a way to make these things work together. #gettypic
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Frozen celebrity heads in designer hats? #lindsaylohan
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Because that's the level of actual celebrity involvement I assume for most celebrity namesake clothing lines. But I am a grouch; frozen head hats are way more fun. #lindsaylohan
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Furthermore, he does not "rip off" the other designer; he is inspired by him or her.
You've got to take into account the presence of a muse in fluttering golden gauze guiding his hand.
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