We're way too old to understand what the hell is happening with kids today, but occasionally a little factoid — like how it's apparently now possible to score 2400 on the SAT?! — makes us fear for the economic future of the MySpace generation. This week US Weekly runs a two-page spread on the "secret diaries" of Anna…
We thought Jason Wahler was a douchebag the first time he got caught acting like a drunk, racist homophobe while being arrested on unspecific charges of assholishness! But stories from Wahler's weekend altercation with a cop — whom he reportedly described as a "nigger" "faggot" and "poorfuck" (a new one!) a— spurred…
The Hills star Lauren Conrad apparently made a sex tape back when she was with her eminently classy and mild-mannered boyfriend Jason, and now Jason — headed to jail for 60 days following something of a tipsy brawl with a few members of the lumpenproletariat — is trying to sell it on the interwebs! This gives someone…
