That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
Jeffrey Tambor is 65. Interesting that nobody's talking shit about an old man having kids, but if a 65 year old famous woman had a baby the shit would be hitting the fan.
I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
@Cimorene: Men have a constant flow of sperm that goes on FOREVER, from the moment of birth to the moment of death. Women are rationed out their eggs, and they still throw them out once a month when they're perfectly good and there are women out there who have NO EGGS to waste. They just don't appreciate how good they have it. Damn women don't know how to handle anything.
Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.
If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.
Mel B. says there's a Spice Girls comeback in the works: "We're actually working on it right now. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it's really, really exciting. I can't wait to be cashing a check again."
So, for those keeping score, celebrities have now used little toy dogs, women on leashes, Asian women, and nine-year old girls as fashion accessories on the red carpet. Don't they have anyone in their massive entourages to advise them against this sort of thing?
Also, I kinda love the Backstreet Boys. There, I said it. I still think Nick is cute and I don't care who knows.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I met Nick once a couple years ago. He was wasted, stumbling around the bar and REALLY greasy looking. But I got to take a picture with him..and he HUGGED me! lol
@MichelleMyBelle: He has been looking really good since he got sober, though. I hope he keeps it up (the sober part-- I'm glad he's getting his life together).
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: and other people had to step over the little gal on their way up to the stage, how embarrassing. how is this shit allowed? #lindsaylohan
Oh, Courtney. I am pretty sure every straight male in America, no matter what age, would have no problem dating you, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, etc. You get the point. Stop worrying about your damn age. That's a turn off.
Liza... You don't have to do this. You know The Muppets. Do Penelope Cruz and Miley Cyrus know The Muppets? No. They do not. You're in the same club as Michelle Obama. Don't make cameos in shitty movies :(.
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I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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I mean, not that I'm anti-Tambor. I could never have hard feelings for anybody involved with Arrested Development. I even forgave Michael Cera for the abomination that was Superbad.
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Plus, of course, a man's only responsibility in child bearing is to supply the sperm. Sperm are like Twinkies, it doesn't matter how old they are, they always remain exactly the same.
If you're a woman and you haven't already had enough babies by the time you're 65, you're probably one of those weird ones anyway & you don't cout. You're making an omelette out of the last eggs in the carton. And that's gross.
I'm sorry, I think I'm bitter today.
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But still, a lot of people would be more willing to drink sour milk than eat a rotten egg? Metaphor = dead.
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Also, he didn't want Sean to see him as anything other than his Dad. I can totally understand that.
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Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't equate the term "special needs" with serious health problems. I am genuinely confused.
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But a statement like that always at least feels loaded, I agree.
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Ahem, I'm gonna go get ready for work now. Thanks for the glad news.
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Also, I kinda love the Backstreet Boys. There, I said it. I still think Nick is cute and I don't care who knows.
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Wait, which guy is a cousin--Manu Nathan or the father of Padma's baby?
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