Taylor Swift Is Definitely in Her Zone
Over the course of her effervescent, heart-tugging, clinically professional two-and-a-half hour victory lap in the swampy stadium twilight of Nationals Park in Washington, DC, the 25-year-old singer-songwriter-superstar Taylor Swift reminded me of many things, including: an animated mannequin, a Rockette on XR…
Celebs Can Now Be Verified On Tinder, Will Still Be Miserable Like Us
Tinder is introducing “Verified Profiles” so that famous people can use the dating app more efficiently and also be just as miserable as the rest of us in knowing that there are, at once, way too many dating options in their vicinity and not one person out there in the world who will love them unconditionally.
Y/N: Little Mix Spellbinds Dudes on Their '80s Jam 'Black Magic'
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.
PSA: This Is Not Jason DeRulo Falling Down the Stairs at the Met Gala
Calm down, Twitter: this is NOT Jason Derulo falling down the stairs at tonight’s Met Gala—but rather, some dude who fell down the stairs at Cannes in 2011.
I Spent My Morning Trying to Match with Jason Derulo on Tinder
A little after 10 am on Monday morning, I logged into Tinder after an extended time away with a very important purpose: to match with Jason Derulo so I could watch his new video "Want To Want Me," which he announced last week he'd be debuting on the app. Unfortunately, my relationship with Jason (and–briefly–his…
Kim Kardashian Broke The Internet and Now Rob Broke InstagramÂ
Wishing people a Happy Birthday on social media is sort of a cop out: a way to spread tidings of good cheer without having to pull aside a waitress to request a secret birthday tiramisu to arrive at the table after dinner, or even go to a group dinner and figure out how to split the bill 8 ways to begin with.
The Unequivocal Worst Songs of 2014
At the end of every year, it seems like our society is allowing more and more room for hot garbage to fill our pop charts. We say this not as haters of pop music—we are not one of those finger-waggy assholes who thinks that Katy Perry, for example, does not make "real" music because she doesn't write and produce all…
Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie
Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in…
Jason Derulo Covers Lorde's 'Royals' Because Why Not
Taking time away from his busy schedule of helping people get engaged on live TV, Jason Derulo has decided to cover Lorde's "Royals." I don't know about this performance and I don't know about his sleeveless tank and I don't know about his beard. I guess with Jason Derulo...who knows.
A Coast Guardsman Proposed on GMA Today (Plus Jason Derulo Was There)
The morning talk show ratings war is still on and in order to win, Good Morning America has made it their mission to win the hearts of Americans by dominating the weird proposal market. Monday's Veteran's Day-inspired entry: getting a member of the Coast Guard to propose to his girlfriend via a performance by Jason…
Kate Middleton's Uterus Is Making Camilla Parker Bowles an Alcoholic
Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's possibly-occupied womb has sent Camilla Parker Bowles straight to the bottle; she was reportedly sent to dry up in a 7-day detox retreat in Bangalore, India. Camilla and Prince Charles (the latter who has…
Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney
Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right…
Swoon! It's KIIS FM's Wango Tango
We have no idea what a "wango tango" is, but judging by KIIS FM's Wango Tango 2010 at the Staples Center, it's big: big enough to get Bieber, Usher, Kelly Rowland, Ke$ha, Ryan Seacrest and the Hoff into one room.

