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Marion Cotillard: 911 Is A Joke

• Oscar winner Marion Cotillard has conspiracy theories! She questions the attack on the World Trade Center towers: "We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burned for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there (in New York), in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed." Plus! She doubts Neil Armstrong! "Did a man really walk on the moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered," she says. "I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure." [Variety]
  
• Are Britney and Adnan Ghalin dunzo? Did she throw his iPhone into the pool after finding "saucy" texts from another woman? [The Sun]
  
• Jennifer Lopez has indeed, as previously reported, named her twins Max and Emme. A reader points out that those were the names of the kids in the cartoon Dragon Tales. WTF? [CNN, YouTube]
  
• Colin Farrell is hooked on Russian steam baths. "There's something very basic about rubbing honey on your skin and going steaming with a bunch of strange Russian men," he says. Well, it's healthier than drugs and alcohol, for sure. [UPI]

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Brandon Davis's Brother Wins Battle With Deadly Staph Superbug, If Not Bulge

See the fat guy? That's Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, brother of Brandon Davis, and I'm posting this picture to welcome him back into the realm of the healthy. See, Jason was photographed yesterday by an agency Jezebel doesn't subscribe to sucking a lollipop, looking in good spirits and good health after an autumn spent fighting a scary antibiotic-resistant staph infection, otherwise known as MRSA, that he maybe caught at the hospital trying to get surgery on his fatness, but no matter it's over and that's why we celebrating him now. You see, it has, if anything, been a prescription drug-addled year for celebrities. Paris has openly discussed her Adderall, Britney's toted around Provigil, Lindsay maybe tried out Vivitrol and Al Gore III sped through Southern California with a small pharmacy's worth of prescription-strength uppers, downers, seratonin-reuptake inhibitors and more downers in his glove compartment. But sadly, it's unclear whether any of them worked; Paris never got much of an attention span, Britney still slept through her court-appointed drug tests and no prescription drug seemed capable of restoring the joy of life to Anna Nicole. Not so for Gummi Bear and his premium antibiotic, Zyvox! More »