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BAngieB
09/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
Lindsay would have had a great seat for that show, so I doubt she did anything of the sort. Seriously. She is working and minding her own business and the bitches just can leave her be.
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TheUptightMidwesterner
09/17/09

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Re; Megan Fox and all her "relevations". By the time her next movie comes out she is going to admit to being on the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.
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I fought piranhas
09/17/09

@TheUptightMidwesterner: I think we also know who shot JR.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

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Oh, Christopher Ciccone, we all know you can judge a person by the company they keep. And luckily for Madonna, we don't judge people based on the siblings they are stuck with.
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LouisiAnna
09/17/09

@heykoukla: Isn't he just a tacky thing? And they were apparently very close for so many years until he sold her out. Sad.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@LouisiAnna: She employed him for years, and yeah, they seemed very close. Thing is, I'm sure that a lot of what he wrote in his book was true, but he seemed to put up with it all as long as she was paying his wages.
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Yahtzii
09/17/09

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My husband and I did a Matt Damon Media Tour last night, after getting into a Matt Damon discussion when we heard part of his interview on Fresh Air. Tragically, Mr. Yahtzii had never seen "I'm Fucking Matt Damon," which we rectified. Also included were his snub by Jimmy Kimmel and his Matthew McConaughey impression. We rounded it out with the Team America "MATT DAMON!"

The delightful comments from him have just solidified my impression that Matt Damon is awesome in any form: big, small, radio, TV, movie, or puppet.
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Breamworthy
09/17/09

@Yahtzii: His Matthew McConaughey impression is the single funniest non-cat-related thing I have ever seen on youtube.
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colormeroutine
09/17/09

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Oh Craig Ferguson, you are welcome in my mosh pit any time
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Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
09/17/09

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The Matt Damon quote is awesome. We should all be so happy with ourselves.
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heywhat
09/17/09

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Lindsay and Ali Lohan are on "Star Magazine" (or one of those) and the story talks about what a bad influence Lindsay is by introducing Ali to drugs, club life, and plastic surgery. Unfortunately, I believe it. I remember when a 14-year-old (!) Ali talked about how badly she wanted to be famous just like her sister. This was after Lindsay had been arrested and went to rehab. That girl seems doomed b/c of bad parenting and horrible role models. Who would think that Lindsay's life is a success other than a misguided 14-year-old? So sad.
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Dodai
09/17/09

@heywhat: We covered this yesterday
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o-line
09/17/09

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"Girls go through different phases when they're growing up, when they're miserable and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting…"What an unresponsible statement. She really should stick to talking about her movies and anthropamorphic vagina.
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DutchessOfDork
09/17/09

@o-line: Agree. Cutting yourself isn't a "phase" and shouldn't be ignored.
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o-line
09/17/09

@o-line: Gah, irresponsible, I meant. And yes, it's not a phase, it's a very serious behavior that should be handled by a professional.
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inabook
09/17/09

@o-line: I'm not sure. cutting is a serious problem, yes, but it became almost trendy a few years ago, when all the girls who were in the emo subculture were giving themselves shallow cuts, not out of depression, but out of weird self-expression.
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KATE!
09/17/09

@inabook: i hear they were also wearing jelly bracelets that indicated how far they'd go in bed and attending rainbow parties en masse.
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inabook
09/17/09

@KATE!: Well, I didn't know any girls who wore the jelly bracelets or went to rainbow parties, but its cute-- and incorrect-- that you're assuming i'm talking from media reports instead of actual girls I knew in highschool. I guess you're used to basing things in rumors, but you have to remember that some of us talk about things we've actually witnessed.
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KATE!
09/17/09

@inabook: "but it became almost trendy a few years ago, when all the girls who were in the emo subculture were giving themselves shallow cuts..."

I'm sorry if I misunderstood your sweeping generalization. I didn't realize that you actually went to high school with ALL of the girls in the emo "sub"culture, but it's cute--and incorrect--that you're assuming that the actions of a sample of girls you happen to know are indicative of a culture at large. Isn't that how these moral panics--such as jelly bracelets and rainbow parties--usually begin?
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Rare Affinity
09/17/09

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The show on which Katie Price apparently named her alleged rapist on camera must be having kittens. In the past, they notoriously but accidentally identified the alleged rapist of another celebrity, Ulrika Johnsson live on air. Even if it was not broadcast in this instance, if people in the studio heard Katie Price, how on earth do you contain it in these days of the internet?
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Plum-Pie
09/17/09

@Rare Affinity: Someone in the crew is going to go to a tabloid, shorely?
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Rare Affinity
09/17/09

@Plum-Pie: I suspect all the friends and partners of the studio crews will be begging them to tell and THEIR friends in turn will be pressurising them to reveal all. The crew work in the media so they they will have a better idea of most how to sell the story without living a trial that opens thm up to prosecution.
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DexterHaven
09/17/09

@Rare Affinity: I hate this story. Rape is not a fucking parlour game, or an opportunity for Jordan to increase her notoriety.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@Rare Affinity: She didn't reveal the name on The Wright Stuff, she revealed it to the crew of her own TV show. But Matthew Wright was very visibly nervous when she called in, he was obviously worried about a repeat of the Ulrika saga.Anyway, your point is right - there is no way it was going to remain a secret, and the Mirror have spoken to the anonymous, alleged rapist today, who has denied the allegations.
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gherkinfiend
09/17/09

@DexterHaven: Jordan isn't aware that there is any situation in the world that isn't an opportunity to increase her notoriety (and bank balance).

She was milking it so frantically on The Wright Stuff I half expected to mention to her fee next...
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@gherkinfiend: Ugh, it was excruciating. Hardeep Singh-Kohli gave her a chance to gain some sympathy by asking her how she dealt with the aftermath of the rape, and instead she says "Oh, it was worse the first time it happened when I was younger..." and brushes it off. Forget about perhaps helping other victims of rape by speaking out about her experience, or turning it into a serious discussion about rape, for Katie it's just all about the publicity.
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DexterHaven
09/17/09

@heykoukla: It's like Celebrity Rape Cluedo: John Leslie in the toilet with a dildo.
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gherkinfiend
09/17/09

@DexterHaven: I shouldn't laugh, but that made me guffaw!

@heykoukla: I missed some of what she was saying because I was so busy yelling at the screen.

She was rude and dismssive to Hardeep Singh-Kohli and it was shockingly apparent that she was all about the publicity.

I wonder if police and rape crisis groups will see a 'Jordan effect' in women being scared to come forward for fear of being branded attention seekers? I can't imagine her behaviour has helped the cause in a country with a 6% conviction rate.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@DexterHaven: Can't believe you made me laugh in a thread about rape.
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DexterHaven
09/17/09

@heykoukla: Sorry, but that is the absurdity of what we are reduced to. Jordan is pimping her alleged rape and every failed boyband star will be suspected.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@DexterHaven: You should work in ITV2's creative development unit.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
09/17/09

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I wonder why Jordan specified that her rapist was a celebrity. The tabloids are just going to dig and dig to find out who it is, which I imagine could be really painful for her. Although maybe she wants the guy to squirm?
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hellosunshine
09/17/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I dunno, yesterday the Daily Fail was reporting that she did not and would not name him...
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Rare Affinity
09/17/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: But she HAS named him and on camera in front of a studio crew. In Ulrika's case, the hints she gave in her autobiography enabled the press to narrow down the list of potential suspects. Hence the unintended identification on the same show.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
09/17/09

@Rare Affinity: Huh. I had assumed that the item yesterday about her refusing to name her rapist was true and the item today was not. However, from reading the comments on this post, it does look like it is the other way around. Nevermind my original comment then.
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tiny_danza
09/17/09

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"I know it's early but I have to say that I'm sort of scared about the medical technology back then and its proximity to genitalia."

I thought this was a quote from Nicole Kidman and my BMX Bandits-era adoration of her palpably, if only momentarily, resurfaced.
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sloe-eyed
09/17/09

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That's no "wifebeater" that Chris Brown is wearing, Daily News. It's what we call a "t-shirt." I'm all for ironic puns, but it's only ironic if it's true.
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JaneIre
09/17/09

In reply to Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
Jasmine Guy was fantastic on the show Dead Like Me, so I'm looking forward to seeing her in the Vampire Diaries, even if they are making her a grandmother.
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hellosunshine
09/17/09

@JaneIre: I so wish DLM had lasted more than two seasons!
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JaneIre
09/17/09

@hellosunshine: They made a movie out of it, but I'm afraid to see it!
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cate3710
09/17/09

@JaneIre: Stay way from the movie. Trust me. It is a major disappointment.
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Miss. Money-Sterling
09/17/09

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I'm all for Jasmine Guy, and might even tune in, although I currently get my fix from America's Ballroom Challenge, where she does DanceSport commentating. She. Is. Awesome. Love her.
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LaComtesse
09/17/09

@Miss. Money-Sterling: When I was younger, Different World was my FAVORITE show and I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

Also, she was born in *1962*, people! That's one young granny...
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Rare Affinity
09/17/09

@LaComtesse: Sadly, we have grannies in their early 30s in the UK.
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Miss. Money-Sterling
09/17/09

@LaComtesse: Perhaps she's a VAMPIRE granny? However that works?
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LaComtesse
09/17/09

@Rare Affinity: My grandma was a a granny at 36 when I was born. It's heard of just... annoying that TV hates all women over 30.

@Miss. Money-Sterling: THAT would make it okay, ya know, if she were a vampire who was really, like 400 y/o.
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Miss. Money-Sterling
09/17/09

@LaComtesse: I agree with those who say that it's youngish for a granny, but not THAT unheard of. I work with plenty of young parents, and am at the age myself where my friends who became parents in high school now have kids who could possibly make them grandparents, if they followed in their parent's footsteps.

Let's just leave it at "she's pretty FABULOUS make-believe-vampire-granny", whatever her age.
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BAngieB
09/17/09

@LaComtesse: 47 might be a little young, but not that much. Our bodies are designed to have children in our 20's. Seems perfectly normal to me.
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hortense
09/17/09

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Uh-oh. Didn't Gerard Butler say he doesn't like smart women?
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Rare Affinity
09/17/09

@hortense: He probably realised it wasn’t too smart to say that around a woman he is allegedly dating.
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heykoukla
09/17/09

@hortense: And so did John Mayer. So two men she's dated have said they don't like smart women...oh dear.
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Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
09/17/09

@heykoukla: Because smart women don't put up with crap from douchebags like those two.
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