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ObtuseIntolerant
12/06/08

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Yay, Jonas Brothers mention, even if backhanded!
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ObtuseIntolerant
12/06/08

Haha@ObtuseIntolerant: Ha - wrong post...Damn tabs! *slinks off*
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hikergirl
12/06/08

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It's actually in situ. But it's a darn good thing they were able to remove it when it was in that stage. It hasn't invaded yet.
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queenieinmanhattan
12/05/08

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Jon - way to go, man. Classy.

Phillippe - marry me.
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sirensong
12/05/08

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It's not so bad. It just looks like a string coming out of someone's skin
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NerD: Blattella
12/05/08

@sirensong: it's one of those scenarios where the picture is not worth the Thousand words. The thousand words are the victem screaming "FUCK GET THIS THING OUT OF ME" for the months it takes for the parasite to leave the body.
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VagPirate
12/05/08

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That last pic is brilliant. If I saw that rack at a party, I would be tempted as well... but I'd ask permission first.
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Megan
12/05/08

@VagPirate: Yeah, I tend to get mad when people grab them without asking first.
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VPea
12/05/08

@Megan: those are yours? wow lady! lovely.
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Jamie Sommers
12/05/08

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Can someone please explain to me Mrs. Schlossberg's qualifications to be a U.S. Senator?
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/05/08

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Chris Matthew is practically creaming his pants talking about the possibility that Caroline Kennedy will become Senator.

And what did people expect when Obama hired a Swinger to be his speechwriter?
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Jessi Ramsey
12/05/08

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While it is a kinda douche-y thing to do on his part, I can look past it because he is really hot and his writing is hotter. I want him in my bed.
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Lolita Hazed
12/05/08

@Jessi Ramsey: Damn, he IS hot! Agreed. That man could charm me out of my clothing like a snake.
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MisterMoonlight
12/05/08

@Jessi Ramsey: He's a good guy, not at all a douche.
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Jessi Ramsey
12/05/08

@MisterMoonlight: I don't think he's a douche, I think the picture is a bit douche/fratty in a, " haha, look! Boobie grab!" way.

But trust, I can look past it. I know I have douche-y party pictures on Facebook.
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Lolita Hazed
12/05/08

@Jessi Ramsey: You know what? Douchiness can be hot. Not all the time. Occasional douchiness. You know?
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hellosunshine
12/05/08

@Jessi Ramsey: I figure, I went to college, 99% of the wonderful boys I know have a douchey picture out there. And I have MANY. He can get into my bed ASAP.
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Jessi Ramsey
12/05/08

@Lolita Hazed: This I can get behind.
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VPea
12/05/08

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I am afraid of worms. Can someone else google and tell me what it is? Pleeeease :O(
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Megan
12/05/08

@VPea: Even the explanation will freak you the fuck out, dude. It's pretty horrific. Anna was skeeved by my description of it.
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VPea
12/05/08

@Megan: ok I appreciate it and will most def take your word on it.

Well then Im glad people arent suffering from it in such large numbers anymore.

Do you want to know why im afraid of worms? Its pretty horrific too. When I was little I used to put worms in envelopes (dont know why) and wait for my mom to back up the car and run them over (dont know why) and then check out the contents of said envelope.

So there was obviously a time when I had a working relationship with worms but now I have an unhealthy fear of them You should see me when it rains. Its the worst.

Rant over.
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sarabadara
12/05/08

@VPea: I had a dream the other night that little worms were coming out of my skin. It was pretty horrible.
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I, Zombie Normal
12/05/08

@VPea: @Megan: Yeah, I found a link without pictures, but it is still verrry disturbing. I am gonna have nightmares for days.

Info without Pix here
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/05/08

@Megan: I cannot believe that is real. It sounds like something out of a movie. Horrific is right.

@VPea: I'm afraid of fish, especially goldfish. These phobias are crazy.
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sheridan
12/05/08

@VPea: Parasitic worms that enter the body as larvae through walking barefoot in contaminated water. Then they take up residence in your leg, grow to massive lengths, cause open lesions, and can only be extracted by slowly being wound around a stick centimeter by centimeter.
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VPea
12/05/08

@sarabadara: I would have lost my shit. That really sucks you poor dear.

If it makes you feel any better last night I dreamt that I stayed at a place on a business trip called "The Roach Motel" wtf!

@AbbyNormal: thank you but nope Im already cringing I just cant. someone below said something about string coming out of skin [shudder]

oooh when I was little in a 3rd world country I had a tapeworm and my mom said it was the worst diaper she ever changed.
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VPea
12/05/08

@sheridan: oh. my. god. this is my worst fear. no one deserves this.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): sweets that isnt crazy. they are creepy as hell! What about when youre in a pet store and there is a whole wall of the (what I call) squirmy type fish - do you lose it?

Ugh its like being in an aquatic hell!
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/05/08

@VPea: Let's just say I cannot sit near an aquarium at a Chinese restaurant. It's called ichthyophobia. Weirdly enough, I have no problems eating fish. I think it's the faces that scare me. There was a Sesame Street sketch with talking goldfish and I would always freak the fuck out.
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I, Zombie Normal
12/05/08

@VPea: A friend of mine had a tapeworm when she was four, and (much to her chagrin) her mother told me that Michelle came running up to her from the bathroom, crying, yelling for her mom to help put her "insides" back in. That would freak me out so much, I can't imagine how mothers can deal with this.
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VPea
12/05/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): you know as much as I know that sucks it pleases me that I am not entirely crazy. I can eat fish too its just the well you know. The whole squirminess and anyway good luck :O)

@AbbyNormal: Its something I hadnt thought about until this thread but it makes me really appreciate my mother. Your friend's story is cute albeit terrifying. lol insides ...kids!

@sarabadara: ok ima quit now but Im pregnant too! Is this why we have crazy dreams? Im praying I have one of the lesbian ones tonight that roach motel one sucked.
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sarabadara
12/05/08

@VPea: Yeah, it's the pregnancy. Last night I dreamed I was peeing on some girl. And it's not like they're girls I know ever, just random dream girls.
And congratulations; how far along are you?
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Jessi Ramsey
12/05/08

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (subservient to the ovumlord): I have Trypophobia-fear of holes. Not like a pothole in the ground but clusters of holes like honeycombs or that weird spot in oranges.

Weird phobias unite.
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VPea
12/05/08

@sarabadara: I tried leaving you a congratulations note as to not thread jack but it wouldnt let me so Congratulations!!! and thanks :O)

6 weeks and I feel a little like horse shit but its aight my boobs are massive!
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Scout
12/05/08

@VPea: NEMATODE MURDERER!!!!
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denna
12/05/08

@sheridan: Aren't these worms the things that David Sedaris has written about? I'm pretty sure he's written a story about his boyfriend's mom getting these.
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Political Party Girl
12/05/08

@sarabadara: When I was, like, 7 years old I had a dream this was happening to me at a dance recital. I think it's the worst nightmare I've ever had. Or at least it's up there with the dream about the giant crab that was chasing me through the woods when I was 5. Because crabs totally live in the woods, doncha know.
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Maritsa
12/05/08

@denna: Yes, I remember that story! His boyfriend got it too, didn't he? He grew up in Africa I believe.
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Annabellie
12/05/08

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Whatever, he's not cupping her boob, he's CLEARLY cupping her armpit.
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