Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.
I am out of breath and filled with endorphins because today, we have finally heard the voice of Jared Kushner, the prettiest doll on Trump’s island of misfit toys.
Reports from several outlets—including the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Reuters—alleged on Friday that Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law-in-chief, Jared Kushner, discussed with Russia’s ambassador to Washington, Sergey Kislyak, the possibility of establishing a secret communication backchannel between…
Jared Kushner, son-in-law of President Donald Trump and close personal adviser despite a galling lack of experience, is now under scrutiny by the FBI in the investigation into Russian meddling in the 2016 election.
Ah yes, here it is. Are you ready for today’s news dump? Here you go! On Friday afternoon, the New York Times reported that, according to a document summarizing his Oval Office meeting with Russian officials, Donald Trump referred to recently-fired FBI director James Comey as “a real nut job” and now that he’s gone,…
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You have my advanced apologies this week for including so many images of terrible men who look like infected stubbed toes. Not a lot I can do about that.
The Associated Press
reports that on the same day Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner joined a Mar-a-Lago dinner with Chinese president Xi Jinping, the Chinese government gave provisional approval to her company for three new trademarks.
Jared Kushner, the slimy little weasel currently embroiled in a dudefight with the porcine and inflamed Stephen Bannon, reportedly withheld dozens of meetings and contacts with Russian officials when he applied for the top-secret security clearance that he so greatly desires.
Steve Bannon, a raging racist pustule who somehow believes he is superior in the genetics department, and Jared Kushner, New York’s prodigal fuckboy, are dipping their toes in what could become the most epic dudefight in the history of dudefights. Michael Bay should direct.
Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law, appears to have been put in charge of... nearly everything, despite the fact that his only real work experience is in real estate and ruining newspapers. Today, Kushner is in Iraq with Marine Gen. Joseph Dunford, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, for meetings with Iraqi…
Have you taken your eyes off of Ivanka Trump for one fucking second? Hopefully not, since she and her husband, Jared Kushner, currently represent one of the most overt threats to our already existentially imperiled democracy—not a small accomplishment!
After a singularly humiliating several days, Donald Trump has unveiled another plan that is as vague as it is grandiose: a “SWAT team” led by Jared Kushner, his son-in-law and senior adviser, that will use business strategies to streamline government bureaucracy.
Last night, our meathead-in-chief headed to the Trump Hotel in downtown Washington, D.C. for a steak dinner at the BLT Steakhouse. And wouldn’t you know that he managed to make it completely unappetizing!
President Donald Trump, a moldy sponge that smells faintly of vomit, is not a big fan of the media. Thank god his son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner is there to whisper his displeasure to the people in power.