• Britney Spears' former bodyguard Fernando Flores has filed a lawsuit claiming she exposed herself to him repeatedly, beat her children, and had sex in front of them.

We fully support Rolling Stone's decision to put our favorite Mad Men stars on its cover. (Except where's John Slattery?) What we can't get behind: how they've been transformed, from misshapen limbs to brand-new torsos.

• Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possession.

• Snooki's boyfriend Jeff Miranda has proposed to her in Steppin' Out magazine, declaring, "If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother."

Last night's grand (boring) event gave us all three fashion possibilities — in spades. Brace yourselves, and let's dissect.

[Los Angeles, August 29. Image via Getty.]

• Liam Hemsworth has confirmed that he and Miley Cyrus have broken up after dating for a year.

• What is your reaction to the news that Brittany Murphy's mom and Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack slept in the same bed after Brittany died?

• Snooki was arrested this afternoon in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for disorderly conduct. "J-WOWW was spotted trying to talk Snooki into going back into the house," says a source. "But Snooki was out of control and seemed drunk."

[New York, July 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

It seems every talk show has Mad Men fever, and today's Live featured January Jones and a spoiler-filled clip from season 4. We're just glad to hear we're not the only ones who think Betty Draper is a bad mother.

• Katy Perry and Russell Brand "fight and make-up constantly," says a source.

• In the crazed Mel Gibson phone rant du jour, he berates Oksana Grigorieva for falling asleep before having sex with him, saying, "I'll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you?"

Last night, Louis Vuitton and Vanity Fair hosted "Sunset Cocktails with the West Coast Editor" on Rodeo Drive. And shit got real. I'm not just talking about a guest list that included January Jones, Christina Ricci, Kristen Bell. No: Sexyface!

• Lindsay Lohan reportedly has a "new love interest": a woman named Eilat Anschel, who recently finished a mandatory stint in the Israeli Defense Force. [TMZ]

To tantalize us for Mad Men's July 25 premiere, AMCtv.com gave us an exclusive clip in which Christina Hendricks and Elisabeth Moss get goofy while discussing '60s men and fashions, and January Jones is, well, more reserved and Betty-like.

[Los Angeles, June 23. Image via Matt Smith/Pacific Coast News]

• Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are allegedly on a break. When asked how wedding plans are going yesterday, Rachel said, "No, no plans," and pointed to her ring-less hand adding, "No nothing."

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabs cooked up delicious stuff today: Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Does Bobby Flay's wife know he's seeing January Jones? What will Heidi Montag look like at 64? Are Glee's Artie and Tina in love?

• According to January Jones' rep, the now-infamous incident involving Jones' Range Rover hitting several parked cars—and Jones supposedly fleeing the scene soon after—was not as scandalous as the tabloids are making it seem: