The Good, the Bad and the Truly Hideous of the Emmys Red Carpet

Last night at the 65th annual Emmy Awards, there were plenty of nice, safe, beautiful gowns… But the red carpet also saw a few ugly dresses and ill-conceived ensembles. Let's just jump right in, shall we? » 9/23/13 11:25am 9/23/13 11:25am

Genius Jumpsuits at the Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards

Last night at Women In Film's 2013 Crystal + Lucy Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, California, actresses celebrated the 40th anniversary of Women In Film. Forty-nine year old Laura Linney received the Crystal Award for excellence in film and said: "There certainly is a wider diversity of roles… » 6/13/13 6:30pm 6/13/13 6:30pm

Chloë Sevigny Hates Your Cutoff Shorts

Downtown mainstay, (excellent) actress and sartorial pioneer Chloë Sevigny hates to sound like an old fuddy-duddy, but she really wants you to pull your tiny denim shorts out of your crack and study for your SATs. » 6/13/13 9:00am 6/13/13 9:00am

Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl

Defying a long, proud line of crotchety James Bonds romancing women young enough to be their children, Penélope Cruz has reportedly been cast as the lastest Bond girl opposite Daniel Craig in Sam Mendes' Skyfall follow-up, Bond 24. » 6/04/13 9:00am 6/04/13 9:00am

Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes

If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him. » 5/22/13 9:00am 5/22/13 9:00am

Please Leave January Jones to Be a Bitch in Peace

January Jones is a stone cold bitch. You know it, I know it and a whole slew of other people who've never actually met her know it, too. There is a slim chance that we might be conflating Jones with Mad Men's Betty Francis, but — hell — who has time to differentiate between actor and character when there's a pretty… » 5/20/13 5:40pm 5/20/13 5:40pm

This Week in Tabloids: Miley's Fiancé Is Hooking Up With January Jones

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez does us the honor of hitting the newsstand and buying the hot-off-the-presses issues of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. We're on a mission to find actual "news" in the tabloids, though we seldom succeed. For instance: This week, Kim… » 4/24/13 3:16pm 4/24/13 3:16pm

Spring Got Sprung All Over the Red Carpet. Finally.

Last night in Santa Monica, CA, celebs gathered for the the 3rd Annual Coach Evening to benefit Children's Defense Fund. There were lots of Coach bags — possibly thrust upon the stars just so they'd be photographed? — but also delightful floral dresses, fun shoes and pretty hair. Good-bye winter, hello spring, you… » 4/11/13 1:15pm 4/11/13 1:15pm

Matthew Weiner on What's Next for That Fat Ass Betty Draper

Mad Men's Betty Draper has never been a very sympathetic character. While we're able to forgive many of Don's transgressions, it's harder to come to terms with Betty's because she's such a charmless, immature, seemingly slight woman of that time. » 4/01/13 10:30pm 4/01/13 10:30pm

Really Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Hair at the Mad Men Premiere

Last night at the Season 6 Mad Men premiere in Los Angeles, the folks from Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce hit the red carpet to celebrate. Don Draper was dapper as usual, but some of his cohorts need to go back to the drawing board and try again. » 3/21/13 1:10pm 3/21/13 1:10pm

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Break Up Over Her Nonstop Partying

After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources. » 3/13/13 9:00am 3/13/13 9:00am

Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their…

The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature… » 2/27/13 9:00am 2/27/13 9:00am

Kathie Lee and Hoda Are in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud

No! The wonderfully batty, tipsy holy duo of Hoda and Kathie Lee are boiling with resentment thanks to that classic American triptych of greed, geography and sheer carnal impulse. (I may have thrown that third one in.) Apparently Kathie Lee has been lobbying to move Today to Los Angeles for quite some time, and her… » 2/15/13 9:00am 2/15/13 9:00am

Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene

Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's… » 1/31/13 9:00am 1/31/13 9:00am

Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams

Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of virgins to retain her youth, it was only a matter of time before Mayer found the latest zeitgeisty female It-person and… » 1/29/13 9:00am 1/29/13 9:00am

Shocking: John Mayer Hath Torn Katy Perry's Pez Dispenser Heart Asunder

Sometimes great love stories last for a lifetime, and the time after that, and generations of children to come know and cherish their romance-steeped heritage, and other times "Katy Perry and John Mayer don't seem to be doing whatever it was they were doing anymore," say tabloids. Which was fucking, obviously. A… » 8/24/12 9:00am 8/24/12 9:00am

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am