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victoriasauce
06/19/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
Jon and Kate seem like incredibly selfish people. I suppose there isn't a chance the announcement will be that they're quitting the show to work on themselves?
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Recky Chinon
06/18/09

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Wow, Lou Ferrigno has his work cut out for him.

"Let's start with the toilet paper roll Michael, then we'll start adding weight, maybe a roll of paper towels. Then we'll get you burning up a real sweat."
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Recky Chinon: Gimme' 4 reps of putting your mask on and off, followed by 2 reps of doffing and donning your jaunty fedora.
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@BabyJane: "Here, Mike let's sit you in a room with some a 40W lightbulb so you can get used to the spotlights"
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yes, i do know how to use my mouth
06/18/09

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I know i have no actual connection to jon and kate, but it still makes me sad they're getting a divorce. What about all their kids????
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@lestylegirl: Speaking as the child of divorced parents, it's often better to have two people who no longer wish to be married to each other (and in some cases, who actively dislike each other) to be apart. Children are acutely aware of that kind of tensions. Still, it is upsetting for the kids, to be sure.
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@BabyJane: Sorry for the grammatical lapses in that comment.
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@BabyJane: I agree, I'm also a child of divorced parents, and I thought it was ok they did it (I was 8 at that time) cause at least I knew where their relationship stood. I don't know sometimes uncertainty and bickering is worse than actual honesty and a clean break.

Btw, my parents had the most amicable divorce ever, so I'm speaking from that experience.
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I was ten. Both my mum and dad remarried and, honestly, had happier second marriages than when they were married to each other. My brother and I were very fortunate that they always put us first and, no matter how they felt about each other. Neither one ever said a bad word to us about the other.
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@BabyJane: Yikes, I desperately need the preview button back! I can't type tonight.
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@BabyJane: I want the preview and the little hearts for the followers, I like to heart people that follow me.

Neither one of my parents married for the second time, now that I'm much older I wish they had. I'm an only child so there is basically no one but me to spoil.

I believe that a break up is always difficult, but there has to be at least some level of respect and caring (if not love, at least for your past relationship) to try and say good things about your ex partner.

Wow! That was long and wordy!
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: I couldn't agree with you more.

By the way, you are more than welcome to be my honorary sister, if you would like a sibling!
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@BabyJane: Oh! That's really sweet, and yes, a sister like you is the coolest thing ever! Can I brag about it?
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Well, I'll be bragging about you, that's for sure!
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Brigit
06/18/09

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"Jon and Kate Gosselin have an announcement."

I hope it involves a savings account for all the therapy the kids are gonna need after growing in that kind of spotlight. It's not like their parents behavior makes things any better.
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Brigit
06/18/09

@Brigit: plz to add apostrophe in 'parents'.
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Bgirl_Hamster
06/18/09

@Brigit: Not a savings account. It needs to be a trust fund. With neither Jon nor Kate as trustee.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
06/18/09

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"Who hasn't made a mistake while they were in their 20s? Everyone had!"

Who hasn't been arrested on suspicions of kidnapping? Who didn't have a boyfriend that had a 30 room mansion? Who hasn't returned to that mansion to find the FBI (and maybe a huge party with cocaine and orgies but just retreated peacefully to their room)? Who hasn't inspired an ex-cop to write themselves into a book about crime?

Sigh, yeah.... I miss MY twenties....
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Little Green Frog: Absolutely, and may I add who hasn't assumed an alias? It's all kid stuff!
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Bgirl_Hamster
06/18/09

@Little Green Frog: My 20'S were shameful. And I'm only 26.
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CrazyLegsMeg
06/18/09

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Lindsay Price says boyfriend Josh Radnor's best qualities are that, "He's very thoughtful, and he's very good at giving gifts," adding, "He's the light in the dark space."

I have never heard of these people, but I kinda like the idea of slipping in gossip items about non-celebrities.
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
06/18/09

@CrazyLegsMeg: hahaha, that would great, like "Katherine Belardi was seen having a romantic candle lit dinner with David Jackson Moore, friends say the pair are 'getting serious' and are reportedly 'crazy about each other.'"
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IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
06/18/09

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To: Carrie Prejean

From: Miss California USA organization

Subject: Re your letter

What is this for?
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RisaPlata
06/18/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: haha I AM DOING THIS lol
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tscheese
06/18/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Hearted. I AM DOING THIS
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Eric Northman is mine
06/18/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: hahaha ur crazy
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I HAVE my OWN Voice.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
06/18/09

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Those poor kids. Who else here has their parents' divorce announcement on video? On a video that will be watched by millions of people? Anyone?

Really Jon and Kate, THINK OF THE CHILDREN FOR A SECOND.
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RisaPlata
06/18/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
So we know networks pull "bait and switches" with their advertising all the time, because it leads to publicity before and after the special. IE: "They have a special announcement! I bet they're getting divorced!" [episode airs] "I can't believe they're not getting divorced! We, in the media, cannot stop talking about it!" So in that vein, what do you think the announcement REALLY is?

-They're adding a sister-wife.
-One of the children is adopted. We won't tell you which one.
-Kate IS pregnant again, but they're getting an abortion this time. On camera.
-They have decided to give up material possessions, move to Wyoming and live like wolves. This may mean eating their young, they're not really sure yet.
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BettyCrockerPunkRocker
06/19/09

@RisaPlata: You forgot the old long-running sitcom standby, add a younger kid to the established family in an attempt to breath life into a dying show. It never works in the way intended, but it is a key plot device meant to indicate to anyone still watching, who may have been wondering if the show had jumped the shark yet, would then be certain of it.
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BettyCrockerPunkRocker
06/19/09

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: Er, that last sentence was a tumblefuck. Sorry.
Geez, way to blow the joke, Betty.
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RisaPlata
06/19/09

@BettyCrockerPunkRocker: No, I get it. You're saying you think Cousin Oliver is coming to live with them. I'll add it to the list of possibilities. :)
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tscheese
06/18/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
Y'know, I think Pattinson seems like a nice kid - I think his take on the Twilight books is just hilarious, and he doesn't seem to actively be a jerk to anyone. He slouches around, with some calculated insouciance probably, and thinks that Stephenie Meyer and her fans are sort of nutters. I'm okay with R-pattz. No, he doesn't make my panties melt off, but he seems like the kinda guy I'd have a beer with.

That said: HEY, RABID FANS, YOU GUYS, HE IS NOT EDWARD. Nor is he Cedric. He's just an actor. He's not going to have OMG VAMPIRE BABIES with Kristen Stewart for your amusement, and he's not going to turn into a sparkly undead if you manage to get him hit by a car. Dear god.
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
06/18/09

@tscheese: Shit, if I were in his position I would develop so many social phobias. I would probably still be shivering in terror, locked in a dark room ten years after the furor died down. *Shudders*
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Dancingfrog
06/18/09

@tscheese: Actors don't live the way they do in movies? Are you saying that Leonard Nemoy isn't a Vulcan? Sarah Michelle Gellar not a vampire slayer? Donald Trump not a financial expert?
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
06/18/09

@Dancingfrog: Yes. All except Leonard Nimoy - he really is Spock (I saw it on the Simpsons).
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Jack_Burton
06/18/09

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Robin Hood tragedy - STUNTMAN'S HEART CUT OUT WITH SPOON

They must have followed the Constener canon on that one.
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Eldritch
06/18/09

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I'm not surprised their divorcing. Jon is so henpecked by her, it's actually painful to see. Forget about abusing the children, Kate's been abusing him too! RUN JON RUN!
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@Eldritch: oh, yes, I imagine since you live with them and are part of their family you know the ins and outs of their relationship.

Of course women are always to blame, the poor guy didn't know what he got into, right?

That's sickening.
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Dancingfrog
06/18/09

@Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: Let's be realistic here. Men can be abused, too, by women. It's not as common and it's usually not as violent, but it occurs, and domestic violence shouldn't be dismissed just because the victim is male. But that doesn't seem to te the case with John and Kate.

Nagging isn't really abusive unless it's taken to extremes. From what I've seen, Kate may nag a lot, but if it were a husband doing it to his wife, it would be "oh, he's just giving advice. It's natural for men to give advice!" Advice from women=naggging. Advice from men=advice. Double standards suck.
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HuckleberryFriend
06/18/09

@Eldritch: ug, let's never use the phrase "henpecked" ever, ok?
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Ailatan
06/18/09

@Dancingfrog: Of couse I would never trivialise the fact that some men are abused by their wives, I was referring to the "henpecking" And reading your second paragraph I see that we both feel the same.

:)
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fulanita
06/18/09

@Eldritch: please. she may act like a psycho, but he is so passive aggressive that it's painful to watch. both of them are full of fail.
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ccchild
06/18/09

@HuckleberryFriend: Thank you! I also nominate "emasculating" to be banned from the English language.
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Bgirl_Hamster
06/18/09

@fulanita: Haha. Well said. As with any relationship strife, there is plenty of blame to go around.
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HuckleberryFriend
06/18/09

@ccchild: Definitely.
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moonybattyjuicey
06/18/09

@Eldritch: Kate brought 8 kids out of her uterus/vag for that man. She can be as big a bitch as she wants to be. She's earned it.
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DoubleExpresso doesn't know what to think....
06/19/09

@moonybattyjuicey: i don't know, i have a problem with that logic. he didn't choose to have 8 bebehs and it ended up being a windfall for both of them (for the kids, not so much, at least emotionally). and no one deserves to be mistreated by another person regardless of what may or may have come out of their body. my dude had a medical condition for 8 months and had to have surgery for that - did that give him a right to be a jerk to me? i'm sorry but that is ridiculous logic. this goes up there with the horribly, horribly misplaced pervasive thought in our society that leaves women "expecting" to receive a birth present from their partners. what every happened to being happy to have someone's child? or a healthy child to begin with? if that dude was such a jerk that being pregnant with his bebehs was so horrible you probably shouldn't have had any kids with them in the first place. not EVERYONE has to procreate, you know?
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
06/18/09

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Ughh, the Kendra quote makes me sad. I remember the GND ep where Hef tells the girls they'll be doing an editorial for the magazine and Kendra tells him "I'll look really good, I won't eat for a week!" Hef seemed so confused and was like "no, uhhh, eat honey" and I thought, that guy has no idea what women put themselves through to fit the image of his magazine.
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Rare Affinity
06/18/09

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Was the soon to be ex Mrs Billy Joel famous before she met him?
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Rare Affinity: I don't think so. The first thing I remember seeing her on was the first season of Top Chef (she was pretty horrible, IMHO) and that was after she married William Joel*.

*Thanks, Gwynnie!
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MizJenkins
06/18/09

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Cher says: "I respect the courage it takes to go through this transition in the glare of public scrutiny..."

Courage, really? I mean was it technically necessary for her to go through the transition in the glare of public scrutiny? Does Chastity/Chaz Bono really have that much difficulty avoiding the media spotlight?
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thesciencegirl
06/18/09

@MizJenkins: Honestly, I didn't know who that was before this week's story about his transition.
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Cerridwen
06/18/09

@MizJenkins: From what I understand when he came out initially, it was very public (outed by the tabloids) and Chaz has been a prominent figure in the LGBT rights community for many years. So, as a high-profile advocate who has experienced being unwillingly outed, I can understand why he'd want to get an announcement out of the way and then request respect for his privacy.
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Bunsen Honeydew
06/18/09

@thesciencegirl: I'm 23 and I knew who Chastity was and from her childhood appearances on the Sony and Cher show. I really think it's probably better Chaz dealt with the public upsweep on his own terms now - his mother is a celebrity and his stepmother, Mary Bono is a republican politician in California. Something tasteless was bound to be spun out there unless he took control.
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